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NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

bakwaaas

I hear that

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kikokuso

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

vacuously-true

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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happy too tired July everyone

medievaljournalist

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

beneathsilverstars

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

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(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)