matthew lillard stan

they/them tag me in cute pictures of cats scooby doo 2 monsters unleashed is my favorite movie

[anxeious]

[careydraws]

The Adventure Zone: Story and Song Graphic Novel is finally out in the world! You can snag one at theadventurezonecomic.com or wherever books are sold! Here's the second of the secret themed prints we gave out randomly to folks who attended the Brooklyn TAZGN7 launch event: Taakitz, end of book 7 edition!

If you've had a chance to read TAZGN7 already it would be a huge help if you're able to leave a review wherever you read book reviews! Recommending it in-person/ on socials and requesting that your local library stock a copy are also hugely helpful to the lifespan of the book.

First month sales are a huge boost to the book & our future careers-- that determines whether we make it onto the nyt big monthly graphic novel bestseller list, which is a big boost in pitching future books and in our publisher's decision about whether we get to make any future special editions/ boxed sets! Thank you so much for supporting TAZGN over the years; we never would've gotten to make all 7 without you!!

@mcelroyfamilystaff

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

LEAKED IMAGES OF MITCH MCCONNELL’S RECOVERY AFTER HIS THIRD WEEK IN THE HOSPITAL

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[gaymmarays]

would commit terrible acts for some nicotine rn

[seochangbingifs]

Seo Changbin in Run It Music Video (2026.06.24)

[chaser]

apparently I'm still logged into the work account 3 years after leaving this company

[chaser]

so for my final note, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna get dicked down again =/

[robogrind]

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[achillesinhighheels]