crack an egg on it

I keep a duel disk in my car because I'm always ready to send someone to the shadow realm PSN: Merc_Locus snap: Asian Persuasion

[revilladies]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

[segamascot]

the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene

[thequantumranger]

[among-us-fallguys-r-born]

You just made a kingdom hearts cutscene

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[dovvvvv]

[rolodextra]

tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[injuries-in-dust]

SOURCE: INSTAGRAM

[pocket-deer-belly]

i know pearl fumbled a bbw but i honestly think it's funnier that lars fumbled an autistic 4 foot fat shortstack who was already down bad for him

[girlsackthing]

[pukicho]

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

[feism]

have the tamale

[pukicho]

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

[pukicho]

[pangur-and-grim]

I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

[pangur-and-grim]

sunk cost fallacy where you think the bit is going to pay off, but it never does, and everyone instead just sinks into a silent despair

[pangur-and-grim]

[fipindustries]

i really im absolutely astounded at the phenomenal job that MIB did not to be racist against aliens, despite being a movie about secret agents chasing evil aliens. that scene where jay helps an alien mother to give birth is probably one of the most humanizing moments for an Other ive seen in a movie ever.

[fipindustries]

like it grabs the body snatcher trope from the cold war "aliens are all around you, hidden in diguzise, they could be any one of us!" and then it says "and theyre just people, theyre literally just people trying to live their lives and thats fine"

[fipindustries]

you literally have a whooe scene where a cop stands out because he says "i dont care how menacibg or threatning someone looks im not going to shoot them if there is a reasonable explination for what theyre doing, one is sneezing and one is just doing excercise", and that is the guy that gets aproved to join MIB.

[phaeton-flier]

The movie has a real love for NYC and immigrant culture as a part of that. The opening scene where K welcomes the undocumented immigrants to the United States. One alien greets another and says he's ordered him pierogi. A lot of them are refugees from their home worlds who just want to survive.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[shameika]

I really love those headcanons of "Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out" babe they wouldn't give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air

[shameika]

HEADCANON: Coming out as trans to the Elden Ring characters

Ranni the Witch

Well, aren't thou fascinating... I too am not what I was born.

Starscourge Radahn

Morgott

[catasters]

[mariakono]

[ryan-sometimes]

As an autistic/adhd person going through the job search process I’ve learned to phrase my autistic/adhd traits as corporate friendly things. Here’s some examples:

I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.

I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.

I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.

This way I don’t have to lie, but rather just spin my truth in a way that’s palatable to them.

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[sweet-star-sketches]

Comic Sketch from December 25th, 2025

I was reminded of that one shot of the Pokémon anime with Ash holding Pikachu and I had a vision

✨~hold up the tiny creature~✨