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[powerfulwizard]

You have a choice between destroying the political cartoon art style or the family guy/CAD/goanimate art style

[powerfulwizard]

[mutedoggy-deactivated20221114]

[the-nameless-ghuleh]

Whoops. Here’s the full video.

[enrique262]

[gokuma]

mood

[sa2ha]

shes in a cafe in amsterdam waiting for her date but she didnt show up, shes been waiting there for 30 minutes already and shes experiencing intrusive thoughts about being unlovable and is dissociating

[childishvivid]

Don’t project that negativity onto her!!! She’s just sitting in a cafe on a Sunday morning, she ordered her coffee and her date is still at the counter waiting for the scones she ordered for the both of them. She’s just a lil disappointed at how slow the customer service is, but she won’t complain about it ‘cause she knows they’re doing their best.

[sa2ha]

thank you so much i love you with all my heart

[frostytherobot]

i bought this book for one reason and one reason only.

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

wow canoes and cats don’t get much better than that tbh

[jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman]

Reminder that Jon Arbuckle murdered Lyman in cold blood as a means to obtain Odie for his own cruel purposes

[genderflux-moved-deactivated201]

Not saying he wouldnt do this but SOURCE?????

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, boy, this is a fun bit of trivia.

See this book? This was published in 1998. I got it when I was 8 from my school bus driver for being really helpful on the route map for her first day, so this book has been in my possession for 19+ years. It’s very battered, but all the pages are still there, taped together, because the binding glue didn’t react well to the environment I lived in at the time.

Page 32 has a special “Bonus” spot for Lyman, with “updated” (for 1998) profile art

Closer look at the page

JON, WHAT DID YOU DO?

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Oh, and also, if you know your Garfield Lore, then Lyman was Jon’s roommate until 1983, then left for an unknown reason, leaving Odie behind. He did appear in a Logo Box for Garfield’s 10th Birthday strip in 1988, as a cameo, but for the most part, Lyman has been absent for so long, they have continually rewritten how exactly Jon obtained Odie, ranging from adopting him from the same shop as Garfield, to adopting Odie a couple years into owning Garfield.

Except for

The popular 90s Garfield flash game, “Garfield’s Spooky Scavenger Hunt”, in which you can find Lyman chained up in a basement as a hidden eastern egg. He begs Garfield to give him some muffins to eat, then disappears after you leave the room and come back.

Garfield Lore is pretty messed up when you dig around.

[mousathe14]

….. what the hell

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

who else is a gay boy and dumb as hell smack that reblog button

[dunkinem-deactivated20190402]

not to get political but

[generationnothin]

I didn’t listen to the parental advisory warning on American Idiot and now I’m gay and I hate the government

[incrediblysincere]

there are only two genders

[yung-rage]

So… which one of you is the elf and which one of you is the orc

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[honey-rider-deactivated20160319]

The Day after Halloween

[vipertruck99]

Say it ain’t so…

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

admittedly I don’t normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer night’s dream and it opened with a high schooler saying “I don’t wanna read this play” so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream

[northisnotup]

THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

graspers

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

whats he gonna do with those hands

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

grasp

[pukicho]

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no

[pukicho]

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

[venusaurphobia]

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

[phantombitemark]

I’m dy ing

[behemothesque]

big mood

[pansylair]

hhhHYAGH