Geek on a leash

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[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[theblackparadeisdead]

i assume you are kind of a loser

Well man this is tumblr

[geekonaleash]

Jason Todd deserved better.

April 27th, the day boomers and gen X killed this little baby.

Jaybin is too cute.

[geekonaleash]

Another year! Jaybin, my sweet sweet baby. Happy death day🖤

[geekonaleash]

Have you played Disney land adventures on Xbox one?, it's not stressful or anything it's fun and relaxing, so is stardew valley on Nintendo switch

Nope! Never played anything other than the aladdin game nearly 20 years ago😂 never owned a PlayStation or xbox or Nintendo or any type of gaming station! I remember in university a friend tried to get me into league of legends but my PC couldn't support the game it didn't even open after the installation 😂 games are just not for me lol

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

starting to hear more and more people say they "wouldn't know what to do without chatgpt", and in my head I tell them without chatgpt, they would probably be using their own brains as god intended

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[geekonaleash]

Deep breaths!! 🫂 Seriously, the world is A LOT right now, so don't even apologize for the rant—we really have survived way too many 'once in a lifetime' events. 😭 Take all the time you need away from the fics! But since I never played or even watched that Aladdin game, I have to know... after all that fire-walking and flute-playing trauma, did you ever actually beat it? Or did it just become one more thing the universe threw at us? 😂 Stay safe out there! ✨" And yes I'm the person that sent the other asks anonymously

I PRESENT THEE TRAUMA INDUCING ALADDING GAME! (the thing in the corner is the fire/coal burning thing you had to make him jump over)

Ugh! life is... welll anywayyy! The thing is I actually love writing my fics but life keeps kicking me ... real hard. I hope you're having a good april!

[geekonaleash]

"I never played or watched it, so I have to know—did you ever actually win? 🏆 Or was the 'seriousness propaganda' already starting back in 2002? 😂🫂" , the Aladdin game you mentioned, I'm just curious

that was a very long time ago ... all i remember is that i couldn't get him to jump over the burning coal thing 😂

Sorry for taking nearly a week to answer but work+life+I'm trying to limit my screen time and read physical books, check my email twice a day, check my social media a couple times a week only for less than an hour on everything combine on my laptop not my phone! I'm reconditioning myself lol like the old days

[2winpeaks]

i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them

[geekonaleash]

i don't always have the pasance for video games either some parts of them make me want to pull my hair out but I also love playing them, I've been really into Arkham Knight lately, what do you do for fun? ,I read sometimes when I'm not playing video games

I usually just read or write fics but I haven't had the time to do anything lately(which is why I haven't updated much) but yeah🤷‍♀️

[geekonaleash]

You just unlocked a core memory for so many people! 😂 That Aladdin game was pure chaos—the fire traps, the flute, the frustration... it was a vibe. I love the commitment to dodging adulthood's seriousness; we definitely earned it after surviving that era of gaming! 🎮🚫🫂 But not me ,I haven't played it ,I only play the Arkham games and stuff like that

Gurl we're owed so much more than that! After surviving all eras, not just gaming, in all aspects, on all levels, in high concentration of things, in all non-existing corners of the world (because a sphere does not have corners) like geo political, financial, medical, cinematographical (exists or not idc i am saying it), war after fucking war!

Oh I am angry today, sorry about that but I saw the ask and the other one I haven't answered and I thought I should. (Assuming you're the same person if not, sorry)

Anw I will go breathe now have a good day👋

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

[dykepuffs]

“They say, when you die, he’ll take your soul to live with him for all eternity…”

(Ominous door slamming, distant organ music plays “For I am the lord of the dance said he”)

[geekonaleash]

have you read anything on fanfiction.net?

Just saw this, I am assuming you are the same anon as before, my migrating friend.

And there are things we just don't talk about.

I discovered fanfic on ff.n, fandoms in which I'm no longer a member, a long time ago (I'm done giving numbers anymore lol) i never made an account though, dno why, and when there'd be cross posted fics that are finished on ff.n but still updating on ao3 i'd go there but it's been a very long while. And there was a whole ass polemic over authors asking for fanfics of their works to be removed and they complied and i could be wrong but i think they're heavy on censorship too so idk! Ao3 is my safe haven for reading and sharing!

[geekonaleash]

Guuurl, 'ten thousand years ago' 💀 honestly same, I feel like a dinosaur sometimes. It’s all about the story, so honestly, you're doing it right—comics and compilations are high-key superior. Less rage-quitting, more lore! Hope you have the best time diving into the Arkham world! 🦇📚",I don't really play the Disney soga game, but I have played Disney magic kingdoms and yes I'm a girl, you got it right no worries

Ahhh a millennial(?)fandom gurl refusing to allow adulthood's seriousness propaganda to mess with you too 🥲 🫂

the disney game was an aladdin game i think he ran on a fire thing and burned his feet and maybe he played the flute for a rope? (Very racist if we're being honest) we played it with a controller linked to the console which was linked to the TV, and I used to lose a lot yeahhh it was literally 2000-2002 so seriously ten thousand years ago 😂 no gaming for me, no rage quitting, no throwing a controller on anyone's head🫣 i went on a rant sorry lol

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[geekonaleash]

Not this gem being marked as "mature" content "click to unhide" or whatever it says! Like tumblr... gurl... dude... no. This is factual, and there comes a time in any woman's, in this case cis-hetero, life where she must truly think about this and accept that her happiness is her duty to herself, fuck society and "traditions" you don't need to be dating if it doesn't make you happy! Make space in your life for what makes you happy!