Somewhere between Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt.

I don't have a ship I have an armada.

[ziegayler]

me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

[venomdose]

wow guys i cant believe jay and cole are gay

[castingcomets]

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

[ante--meridiem]

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

[ghostzzy]

reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:

first drafts are for making it exist

second drafts are for making it functional

third drafts are for making it effective

[pippastrelle]

This is the most important thing I’ve learnt in writing my novel. Have fun the first time but know your first pass isn’t going to be perfect

[sunsetslight]

“Not all men” You’re right. Emmet Brickowski from the lego movie would never.

[marauuders]

Each remained loyal to the concept she most honored.

@thepotternet​ and @fanficnet​ Yule event, day 16: Bellatrix Lestrange + family

[oocbidmun]

reblog this and tag the smallest fandom you’re in

[myclassasthehouses]

slytherin: we don’t need guns. i have a lighter, okay?

slytherin: we get som hairspray, make some flamethrowers…

slytherin: let’s try these bitches.

hufflepuff: no one’s frying any bitches

[ambiguously-gendered-freak]

Things the Houses Would Say Based Off Of Things I’ve Heard In School

Gryffindor: *has a pterodactyl screeching contest down hallway*

“I’m trying to eat less junk food and that lasted 2 weeks and then I saw doritos.”

Hufflepuff: “GUYS THERE’S DUCKS IN THE AGRICULTURE ROOM!” *leaves class without actually asking teacher in haste to go see the ducks*

“I prefer my dark thoughts with sunny skies.”

Ravenclaw: “Its’s a plane! It’s a bird! It’s a research scientist?”

“My eyes hurt from reading fanfiction all night and I need M&M’s.”

Slytherin: “I need to go and hand in a paper saying I won’t do bad shit in Germany.”

“I can be drunk all day everyday because I’m the Queen.”

“How do you say ‘to break into a building’ in french?”

[geekywinemom]

Hufflepuff: ~Just hear those sleigh bells jingling~

Gryffindor: HALLOWEEN WAS LITERALLY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN

Hufflepuff: NO IT'S CHRISTMAS

Slytherin: CHRISTMAS

[geekywinemom]

Leo: Why do you guys like being out in the rain so much?

Mikey: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.

Donnie: I'm trying to get hit by a lightning.

[geekywinemom]

Slytherin: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

Ravenclaw: Did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours.

Slytherin: Fuck

[zzipa]

leo playing basketball was something i didn’t know i needed

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[frostyemma]

This is such a look - talking about which characters you’d eat while wearing your old man blanket sweater

[shitthehousessay]

Gryffindor: I’m not looking for any trouble…

Slytherin: What a sad way to live.

[geekywinemom]

Guess who went to Fantasmic! at Hollywood Studios tonight? So close I was in the splash zone for the water screens. I was nearly soaked. Now if we can just get someone to make the pressure high enough to explode like Percy Jackson did and blow up the plumbing. :stares at supposed water ninja::

[kuzkuza]

[moniquill]

No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

[glamaphonic]

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

[marzipanandminutiae]

not to mention, Miss Honey is an abuse survivor herself (and in the book, she’s only 23 years old)

they both got out. they both became each other’s happy ending.