punching you

25 || they/them go away im sleeping

[glitchdisorder]

comms for my cats dental visit

okay yall listen this is important i have 2 issues rn:

my cat needs some teeth removed like immediately bc he is suffering from inflammation from his back teeth and the only thing that is fully going to fix it is having the teeth removed. which is probably going to be At Least $1000 but most likely a lot more.

I'm getting less hours at work because my position only has 2 slots now instead of 3. so only 2 people get to work in a day in my position so sometimes my coworkers get the slot before me. idk how to explain how it works but we all kind of have to fight over shifts now LOL and i only work on weekends already so basically im only getting like half my paycheck now LOL (like. $144 LOLLLL)

so basically im opening commissions and i really so badly need people to give me a chance 😭

please i beg u. if u dont want this my cshapp and pypal are both $hivewizards. pls rb my cat is in pain :( my prices are just whatever i literally dont care pay what you want

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[northern-punk-lad]

ann widdecombe was involved in austerity that killed between 120,000 and 335,000 people and her party has spent so much time encouraging race riots so forgive me if I don’t a shit that bitch died

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

I say it every time we get a crab rave type death. Every one gets exactly the same deal: 1 lifetime (contents may vary) in which to ensue ones passing is mourned not celebrated.

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[ivy-michaels]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[ivy-michaels]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

A pet peeve I have is people saying that the doctor isn’t a time lord because of the whole timeless child thing, because they are, the species they were born as doesn’t actually matter, the doctor went to and graduated from the time lord academy and earned the title of time lord, so they’re a time lord

[rowanthestrange]

also like…the doctor identifying themselves as a time lord despite the fact we now can 100% say it is not just a ‘species’ thing, now allows us to textually make interesting observations on the doctor and classism and empire and authoritarianism disguising itself as meritocracy - it’s a deliberate choice to identify with it for access to power, while also theoretically opposing all that it should stand for. Insert The Moffat Quote.

I like that he's the ultimate autocratic liberal - you know, the fascist liberal. It's what I love about the Robin Hood thing, because it reminds us that the Doctor never stops being a nobleman. He's a high-born nobleman, used to wealth and privilege, who decided to come down among us lot and help out. He thinks he's one of the guys, but never stops assuming that he's in charge and that people will make him tea. You love the Doctor, but you do think, 'You're a bit of an arse, and you really, really do think that everybody's here to carry stuff for you.’

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[monstrous-femme]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[grendel-menz]

Mother’s Day passed in many parts of the world, and people celebrated all over. However, over Mother’s Day weekend Hamza’s family’s fundraiser was taken down by gofundme. They now have to start from square one all over again.

Hamza has several young nieces who are all suffering from malnutrition. Please, if you have the means, donate to their family. It would mean a lot to them.

FUNDRAISER.

[hamza-only]

Stop what you're doing now and share this. You mustn't forget that there are children and families suffering in Gaza. Any donation will go towards buying the necessary medicine to treat sick members of my family, including myself. The treatment is very expensive. Donate or share as much as you can.

[oneheadtoanother]

[meatdiaz]

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)