i live in a target

it'sa me emily 25 aro | ace | nb

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[peasant-player]

Ungoliant

Primeval devourer of light

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[singularscissor]

thought these parts of the profile were also funny

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[samreich]

incredible advice unfortunately

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[torstherapy]

[weepingwidar]

Mia Bergeron (American, 1980) - Will O Wisps (2025)

[kosmogrl]

[cpericardium]

that's genius... xi jinping was right