The Great Kahn(r)

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic" Joseph Stalin

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[thatsthat24]

Harry Potter & I Might Get Along ⚡️

[bluewerewolfprose-deactivated20]

Harry (in an adorably bad English accent): Well, since we’re roommates, let’s get to know each other.

Thomas: What could we possibly have in common?

Harry: You’re probably right. For starters I have no knowledge of most sports.

Thomas: Ah, well, actually, same.

Harry: Most of the time I just prefer living with my head in the clouds.

Thomas: Same.

Harry: And a good portion of my life was spent living in the closet.

Thomas (excited): What the heck, same!

This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen omg.

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[8-bitfiction]

[austinlanghams]

Trump says tax evasion is ‘smart’

[sonoanthony]

That’s a crime. Why is he not in jail. They got al Capone for tax evasion. Why is Trump still not in handcuffs

What’s going on

[genghiskahnr]

Mother fuckers, there are tax lawyers for a reason. It’s perfectly fucking legal to explain loopholes in tax law. Hell, not only can you no pay most taxes, you can set it up so the government OWES you money. Yeah. That’s a thing. Hate the game, not the player. What he is doing is in fact smart. I do it too, so do countless other people. Google that shit, do it yourself.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, just so it can be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

[unvainly]

people have to realize that

some people are just more sensitive

some people don’t think the same way

some have different reasons in doing things

it’s not all about you

[youareliterallybeingsorude-deac]

[tyrabankruptcy-deactivated20160]

Me

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

welp

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

SHE DID THAT !

[taurusgodmother]

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

[slayyytoven-deactivated20200920]

[gl3nblu3z-deactivated20210301]

Jeeze man. Imagine if the whole world thought this way.

[writinginraw]

I mean, I know the community is real stingy these days passing out plates to the cookout for Caucasian mediocrity, but bitch she did THAT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[genghiskahnr]

I. I don’t even want to give this the satisfaction of a response. Mother fuck I come to this god forsaken website for two reasons, bash the stupid shit people post with logic and look at porn, but sometimes it’s just too fucking much. If you don’t see the problems here fucking pm me and I’ll gladly tell you without trying to be an asshole.

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[genghiskahnr]

Clearly those in desparate need of bashing Trump at every turn. You dont have to like him, you dont even have to agree with him. But you should have faith in him. Wishing him to fail is wishing America as a whole to fail. You should want him to succeed at every turn. The man is only doing what he believes is best for his country, and the fact that you need to bash that is sickening. I dont care for everything he says, but at least the people who bring up dirt on him dont mysteriously disappear or commit suicide. Have a bit of goddamn national pride for a change and wish you president the best. Lots of people didnt like Obama for one reason or another. Plenty of people bashed him just the same. Doesnt make it right. Feel bad. Because you should. 

[onlytwitterpics]

[naturallyugly-deactivated201707]

this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

[larpsandtherealgirl]

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

[amurderofkittens]

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

[genghiskahnr]

What bothers you is capitalism. And that's not even really what bothers you. You are your own poison in this situation. Capitalism thrives strictly on te principle of supply an demand. And demand is determined by two things, a want and a supply. People who dress like that( not tw children, the adults) make the children what o dress like that. They see "pretty" people like tw kardashians and want to be like them, thus creating a want. Clothing companies and such use the want and create a supply, and there's nothing wrong with that. If you want to hate on someone, hate on those that kids look to as an example. With great power comes great responsibility. Yes it's a spider man quote but it's no less accurate because of it. Let's take an example from Hanna Montana now. Everyone remember the episode where she said publicly she didn't like carrots and a shit ton of kids refused to eat carrots because of it. Not look at what Miley Cyrus did whenever ago and what that sparked for the kids who looked to her for an example. I'm not looking down on her, it's her body and life and she's more than welcome to do whatever he wants with it. But it doesn't change the fact that she affects other people and their opinions. We all do, albeit probably on a smaller scale than she did. So end of the day, capitalism is totally irrelevant. Blame pop culture.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[prokopetz]

I half-suspect that a big part of Batman’s enduring appeal is that nearly every possible Flanderisation of the character is funny as hell.

When most characters get boiled down to a single overriding personality trait, they just end being trite and annoying, but not Batman. I mean, we’ve got:

Compulsively Stealthy Batman

Ludicrously Overprepared Gadgeteer Batman

Standing on a Gargoyle in the Rain Monologuing About the City of Gotham Like He Kind of Wants to Have Sex With It Batman

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD Batman

The Goddamn Batman

Grumpy Dadman

Adam West

… and every last one of them is a comedy gold mine.

[kitchikishangout]

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[genghiskahnr]

Revenge is as well