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xiao: is something burning?

venti: just my love for you ;)

xiao: venti, the toaster is on fire.

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diluc: no kaeya, you cant have another drink.

kaeya: and this is why dads dead.

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zhongli: I'm craving something sweet....

childe, gesturing to himself: ;)

zhongli: I said something sweet, not a heap of salt

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klee: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!

kaeya: I'm telling jean.

klee: no wait-

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zhongli, seeing lumine sobbing: does this have to do with the fact that I stole your mora, or is this something unrelated?

lumine: YOU STOLE MY MORA???

zhongli: i guess not.

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childe: what's it called when you kill a friend?

childe: homiecide B)

zhongli: murder.

childe: .... homiecide B)

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childe: hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

zhongli: you are a hazard to society.

lumine: and a coward. do twenty

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chongyun: first one to reply is gat

chongyun: gay*

chongyun: ...wait

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klee: am I in trouble?

jean: have a guess.

klee: no...?

jean: have another guess.

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beidou, attempting to flirt: so.. do you come here often?

ningguang: this is my fucking house.

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xiangling: why are your tongues purple?

xingqiu: we had slushies. I had a blue one.

chongyun: I had a red one.

xiangling: oh

xiangling:

xiangling: OH

razor: ....you drank each others slushies?

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kaeya: did you know tomorrow's garbage day?

diluc: wow cant believe they made a day after you.

kaeya:

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timmie: hey! wanna be my dad for a sec?

aether: but I dont want to be your dad..

timmie: perfect! you already know some of the lines!