GenvieHoney

I post whatever, queue everything, and tag nothing.

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

oh my god why have i never seen this gif

[evyrob]

Fixing plot holes again. If you’ve been wondering why Weasley twins “haven’t noticed” Peter Pettigrew, here is the only plausible explanation, cause i’m personally not happy with the “they’ve been looking the other way” version

[mydearestmonster]

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

[dirtymonsterconfessions]

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[rururinchan]

Things heating up in the pasta fandom Italian community.

[blu3tu3sdayy-deactivated2021091]

pasta fandom

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Looking at the notes but can't find a reason why this actually exist? Who created it and why? Maybe for babies? (I'm being serious by the way)

And yeah I thought it was photoshopped too. I have never seen this pasta in my entire life.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“What’s everyone looking at??”

So, there has been a green cat walking around the streets of Varna, Bulgaria this week. Many believed that it must’ve been the work of some awful vandals and started a Facebook page to find them… However, it was determined the cat turned himself green when he slept in some left over synthetic green paint and licked himself. People have been trying to catch this handsome fellow so they can clean him off but so far, have been unsuccessful. Apparently, this happened last year too so people don’t think it’s poisonous. He and his friend sure don’t seem to mind but hopefully he’ll get his bath soon!

Watch the video HERE

Via BuzzFeed

[super-affection]

this is like a tougher version of an enemy you find in an rpg later in the game

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

beast boys undercover mission has been compromised 

[libraford]

Cute story from work.

So this couple walks in- a broad-shouldered man with an accent (Italian, I think) and a man that I can best describe as looking like Cecil Palmer. 

“Okay- weird question. So you guys did our wedding- amazing by the way. And it’s been a month and just about all the flowers in the vases have died by now except for this one thing that’s really holding on in there. And we want to know what that plant is and how to take care of it to keep it alive. And we don’t know how to like… describe it and it sounds kind of weird to go to up to a stranger and say ‘hey what’s this weird wiggly green plant you put in our vases a month ago?’ but I guess that’s what I’m asking.”

“Sounds like curly willow. If you keep it in water it will eventually start rooting and you can grow a new plant from it from the cutting.” 

“That is too cool! What do you suggest we do?”

“Well, you can keep it in the water for now, but eventually you’ll want to pot it in soil because that’s how it’s going to get its nutrients.”

“Can we,” the Italian guy asks. “Can we plant it in the floor?” I figure he means ‘plant it outside.’ 

I nod. “It’ll keep growing.”

“What does it look like when it’s bigger? Does it stay like a wiggly stick?”

“Oh, no, it’ll branch out. It’s actually a tree.” 

The skinnier one turns to his husband and says:

“Did you hear that, honey? They gave us a tree! We have a tree now!” 

Italian man: “It’s our tree. We love our tree.”

[buffythevampireslayersposts-dea]

[lawyerd]

168 | I went to a very good used bookstore today | Commonwealth Books, Boston. 

[tardis-stowaway]

The epidemiologist held the monkey’s paw. He knew its legend, but he thought if he wished for something selfless, something not too vast, perhaps it would come true without too high a cost. He thought carefully, and then said,

 “I wish for proper handwashing technique to become a meme in 2020.”

 And so it did.

[saywhat-politics]

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[valtsv]

i think we should all take notes from cats and just lie in a warm patch of sunlight for a little while

[forehsts]

[rareaudreyhepburn]

Costume tests of Audrey Hepburn for Sabrina, 1953.  From Audrey Hepburn’s personal collection.

[christophernolan]

To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love. - Jane Austen

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[oculo-deactivated20140610]

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

[sebthedog]

That’s because it’s from a series of very… Odd Game Boy advertisement.

[sanic-x]

is this abstract art

[yammaguchis]

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA