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@sheepydraws
ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain
stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.
(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)
I don’t want to be an EMPLOYED PERSON right now I want to be a MIRACULOUS LADYBUG FAN right now
The way I'm losing it right now. Someone I know did a line drawing of Ilya against the window during the cottage blowjob and it's one of the frames where he's got his hands braced on the window looking down. And of course you cannot see Shane. And it's a nice drawing and obviously nothing visually sexual is happening but. But this girl posted it to Facebook and the comments are like. Someone's mom saying 'What a handsome man!' and grandma saying Oh you're so talented ❤️ and someone's out of touch uncle just commenting Nice!
The dramatic irony is genuinely too much for me. That man is having his cock swallowed. I know this and the person who drew this knows this and they did this anyway. And it's seven thirty AM on a Saturday.
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Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
THE BABY'S TEAM WON!!!
lord help me give me the strength to finish these sketches
When you’re trying to get into the meat of your Canned Cinnamon Rolls, how do you open it
Whack it hard on the counter until it opens
Politely press down like the Packaging says too!
Huh??
bunny boy Salem
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when are game devs going to be brave and add customizable wheelchairs as functional player character features/props
this post is randomly taking off today and all I can say is godspeed. spread my disabled agenda!
BOTTOMS (2023) costume design by Eunice Jera Lee
oldest trick in the book
Rockstar Shidou you would love rico nasty
@femlockweek Day 4: Rockstar/Idol
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
Today’s Best Reddit Exchange
Look at my birthday cake...
I resent the fact that Ilya is obviously an Ovechkin stand in and so many fanfic authors really just write him as like always obviously behind Shane when I really think the point isn't that one or the other is the best, but they are in a constant push-pull for who's best. And Ovechkin is like the only player who ever score more than 900 goals over his career so Ilyas character is clearly not meant to be That Dude Who's Obviously the Worse of the Two at Hockey
What's interesting about Crosby and Ovechkin - and therefore I think carries over into being interesting about Shane and Ilya - is that they're the best at different things. Ovechkin is the goal scorer who can score with flashes of brilliance or with straight up physicality. Crosby is the playmaker, who reads the ice, finds space, sets up crazy passes, and is somehow always in the right place when the puck is bouncing around. (This also applies to the Messi v Ronaldo debate. Who is better - the magician playmaker Messi or the goal scoring machine Ronaldo?)
It's impossible to come to a consensus answer because you can't really compare their stats head to head, since they're the best at different things. So then you're really arguing about which skills you think are more important or valuable.
Which means Shane and Ilya will legitimately be able to argue for the rest of their lives over who was the better player and there will never be a resolution because there is no right answer. And I think that's beautiful.