Give me time to think of a title

So aro I don't even love myself

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[heykidswanttoseeadeadbody]

[mesothelihomo]

[mesothelihomo]

[biocrafthero]

The Tolling of the Bell compilation

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[gg-is-a-loser]

wobbuffet

[beetleboy213]

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[worldineverknew]

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

[zombie-jed]

Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

[limbel]

they are like looney tunes characters to me

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

[gaycop]

peg legs?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

[gaycop]

…eyepatches?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[jame7t]

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

[nongunktional]

both kinds?

[jame7t]

…there’s two?

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

hang on let me google something real quick

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

we should all implode and die forever actually

[ajani]

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[aphractal2]

miku ideas