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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
if i look back, i am lost
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You just found out that your roommate is a literal god(dess). One who is completely unknown and has not a single follower, because apparently they tried that before and quote: "they were so annoying."
This is basically the premise of a comic that I was workshopping about a guy who was supposed to be the Antichrist but kinda grows up to be a burnout, and throws the entire book of revelations into disorder
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.
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This was beautiful and Godless
Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson
karl marx didnt predict the puppygirl so what does he know really
"Constant labor of one uniform kind destroys the intensity and flow of a man's animal spirits, which find recreation and delight in mere change of activity"
well god damn ill go fuck myself sorry Mr Marx
hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
I need you specifically to kill yourself. choose a slow and painful method also
BIG NOSE WOMEN SUPREMACY 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
literally how can anyone not find these women the hottest people ALIVE
collect my big noses
collect my big noses
My dream is to die in the arms of a brassy broad with a large nose. The kid can dream
Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. Apparently, they were under the impression that you’ve been flirting with them “with the subtlety of a volcano” and you have NO idea how.
You die two deaths - your physical death and your true death when your name is spoken for the last time. You, a mild-mannered introvert, have been stuck in limbo for centuries waiting for your true death, and finally found out why.
I’m ready to date again but omg dating almost in your 30’s sucks
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
-you smell different when you’re awake -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened) -soon -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it -your hair tastes like strawberries -tonight….you. -he knows, don’t go home. -I always knew you would die in my arms -every time I poop I think of you -no one will ever believe you -yessssssssssssss -I killed mufasa -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear -mother told me it would be like this
what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume
S H I B E O V E R L O A D
judgement by the council
this dog thinks he’s facing Cerberus
It's the Living Tribunal
Steph is the God for that
I’m not really into things? anymore?
i remember i worked at burger king a few years ago and somehow -probably from someone who worked there - $3000 got stolen out of the register. two managers on duty. you think corporate said no big deal and covered it, no both the managers had to split $1500 out of their paychecks. corporations dont give a fuck what happens at the store they just want their money. go steal some shitty makeup from walmart but just know you’re not taking the money from sam waltons 700 grandkids, you’re taking it from whoever was on duty when you walked out the door
all these shoplifting bitches in the reblogs “ummmmm its not??? the same??? like lmao they can’t take money from workers anyway so :)” But they can and they do, bitch, and you’re the reason for most of it. FFS just say you don’t care about the poor people who work these jobs and GO stop trying to justify your entitled bitch ass.
And no, its not “illegal” for them to garnish the wages of an employee, its not only perfectly legal in the US, they will fucking do it. We’ve been telling y’all that for fucking years and you keep stealing because you think retail workers are just lying to you.
Stop stealing or don’t be suprised when a worker fucking beats you into the hospital for destroying their lives.
I work part time in a grocery store and it’s literally written in my working contract that if I have a deficit in my register (more than 5€ missing) they’ll take that money from my next pay
When I worked at walmart we did inventory every year in January and my store was missing $5,000 so they took it from our bonus and then they just fired a lot of people to make up for it so no when you shop lift you hurt the workers not the corporation and fuck you if you shop lift.
Also don’t fucking reach your grubby hands over and steal tips. That shit has literally kept me fed because minimum wage isn’t enough. Like that extra $10 a week kept me fed for a couple more days.
JUST DONT. FUCKING. STEAL.
the notes are full of shoplifters telling poor workers that they’re stupid for “falling for billionaires tricks” and “turning” on the shoplifters and to go fuck themselves so I don’t ever want to hear another one of them talk about how they care about the poor. Wage Slaves: “Hey don’t steal from our stores, we get punished for your crime.” Shoplifter with a purse full of makeup and pens: “Um fuck you??? you should be on my side??? you idiot??? lmao they literally cant punish you for this why are you lying??? if they punish you its your own fault for letting them??? like just quit lmao i dont care :) :) :)” if i ever own my own store every shoplifter i catch is getting a broken finger.
DON’T. FUCKING. SHOPLIFT.
I work at a bar. If someone walks on their tab, the restaurant doesn’t pay for it, I do. I make $2.17 an hour. People don’t tip 20% anymore. I don’t have the money to pay for a $75 tab out of the measly tips that I make.
It’s the same with shoplifting. Just don’t fucking steal. It’s not that hard.
You can't get 3,000 out of one register in fast food...
