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Batman (1989) - Jack Nicholson The Dark Knight (2008) - Heath Ledger Suicide Squad (2016) - Jared Leto

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Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

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Yes.

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reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

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axolotls are p rad

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I LOVE THOSE

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potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

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here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

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The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

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This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

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Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

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bringing this back on your dashes

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This is the paradise tree snake of southeast Asia:

Pretty, right?

But that’s not even the best part…

These guys can actually flatten out their bodies and…

FUCKING GLIDE FROM TREE TO TREE HOLY FUCK IS THAT AWESOME OR WHAT

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Ratufa indica. Look at this awesome purpley squirrel.

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Okay, this Tumblr game looks fun for once.

Image by Richard Bartz, under CC BY-SA 2.5.

The lammergeier (Gypaetus barbatus), a bone-eating, goat-dropping dragon bird that wears makeup.

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Fruit bats.

No special reason, I just like fruit bats and think they deserve more love.

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Originally posted by deannajackson

Capybaras cause they’re basically really friendly rats the size of a large dog. 

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Also they apparently get along with just about everyone and everything. They’re just friendly giant rats that are adorable and they deserve more love.

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The honduran white bat is tiny and fluffy.

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Platypus!

One of only two mammals that lay eggs, has a venomous spur, can detect electricity, and so fuckin’ weird people thought they were a hoax at first.

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Botos - pink river dolphins - are amazing.

When the Amazon rises, they swin amongst the trees and eat fruit.

Also, in local legends, they transform into pretty young men who seduce girls.

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water deer. that is all.

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Like 90% of these are ones I would share. XD But here’s an addition:

The coconut crab.

They’re kind of like extra large shelless hermit crab. In fact, as babies they do use shells like hermit crabs do until their bodies toughen up. They’re scavengers and are known to like coconuts, apparently they’ll even knock them out of the trees? People get freaked out by their size but they’re really harmless:

They come in pretty colors:

They are also apparently quite tasty.

I think they’re very cute personally and I’m sad most people see them and freak out because they’re basically just giant hermit crabs that climb trees.

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Okay so I’ve seen this post come around twice now and it didn’t have pangolins on it either time so I’m remedying that.

Pangolins are a kind of scaly anteater that resemble armadillos, but are actually more closely related to lions, bears, or wolves. In addition to being adorable, they’re also critically endangered because their meat is considered a delicacy.

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Asperatus Clouds are so rare that they were only classified as of 2009. We know little about them other than the fact that they look mesmerizing.

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I will miss this family so much.

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On an episode of ‘I Get That A Lot’, Paris Hilton works as a gas station attendant at VIP gas as she attempts to go under the radar. She did a great job and I almost cried when she gave the customer a hug and filled up her tank.

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Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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