germans are chill

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[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[curingourhearts]

choosing to have hobbies regardless of whether you are good at them or not is so important. you don't live to do things well. you live TO live. that is the joy of life, living, enjoying, experiencing. what does it matter if you can't draw the way others expect you to? what if you can't sing like the others or dance or move like them. so what if you don't look like them? you don't live for their opinion, you live for your own enjoyment

[fictionalgod]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[calamitycons]

117 animals listed!!! HARD AND SCARY 😸🐕🦁🐅🦒𓃰℥🐆🦜🐦🐦🐑🐐🦙🐎🦓🦛🐊🐦🐦𓅨𓅪🐦🐦🐦🕊️𓃸🐼🦝🐀🐁🐰🦂🕷🪰🕷🐍🐍🐍🐿🐽🦊🦎🦎🦎🦟鯉🐦🐺🦔🐋🐬🫍🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐻🦥🦃🐤🦉🦇🐜🐛🐛🫅🐄🐗🫎🦌🪱🐛🐞🐛🦖🦫🦦🐟🦈🦈🦈

[teaboot]

YOOOOOOOO CHALLENGE ME

[teaboot]

Never mind I beat myself

[femalepope]

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

[borealiszero]

Hate it when ai is funnier than me

[softwaring]

[clowniconography]

i have to share this post i just saw about the only woman in a hot dog eating contest beating all the men (from tiktok user linslayer911)

look at how fucking pissed off that whole line of guys is 😭 i bet this win felt amazing

[tastylemonbread]

hotmogged by a real eater

[ianbrooks]

Lady of Orda Cave by Natalia Avseenko and Phototeam.PRO

Two-time world champion free diver Natalia Avseenko ventured deep into Ordynskaya Cave in Perm, Russia… one of the longest and biggest underwater gypsum caves in the world, dressed as the mythical Lady of the Cave, a spirit who protects divers inside the “natural cathedral”.

Photogs: Website / Behance

[endofevangelion1997]

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]