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Wait... wait oh my god did Diana actually say “they will take care of the heir and I’ll take care of the spare” oh my god bro... and Harry said Diana’s money is the reason they were able to leave... I- oh my god

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Meghan Markle, a biracial Black woman, singlehandedly destroying one of the most racist institutions in the western world, ON INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY???? We love to fucking see it ladies

maevesamy

chris-evans

THE ROYAL FAMILY AND INSTITUTION’S NEGLIGENCE WITH THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS

— Diana, Princess of Wales 1995, with Martin Bashir — Meghan, Duchess of Sussex 2021, with Oprah Winfrey

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pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

jimmysea

ZENDAYA COLEMAN photographed by Thomas Whiteside for MarieClaire Magazine (September, 2018)

#zendaya #queue

imperviousthot

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

#i don't own emotion i queue

giggle

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

mysharona1987

6balls

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

imawitchywitch

Overpopulation is a myth.

Overproduction and overconsumption is not.

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The planet can support billions.

But not billionaires.

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Tumblr: *in deep discourse about how this popular blogger is actually terrible, pulling receipts, and calling them out*

Me, used to this, having seen the rise and fall of pizza, sixpenceee, memeufacturing, fishingboatproceeds, iamfish, etc:

tredlocity

tattletales are lawful evil

tredlocity

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.