Penguin Ninja

Sleep. Ice-cream . Mood swings. Books. Food. Movies. TV shows. Comics. Celebrities. Wattpad. Procrastination. Sarcasm. High School Horror. Feminist. (just not in that order)

[rocktheholygrail]

Manny Jacinto on how The Good Place inspired him to propose to his girlfriend Dianne Doan

[blackness-by-your-side]

I am fed up with the media nowadays

[multishippers-hate-antis-blog]

How dare they disrespect my boi like this

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[bilboswwaggins]

Tea time!

[mienar]

animation + painting practice of food!

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[clubsprout]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[blizzardofjj]

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

[ms-demeanor]

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/

[aviculor]

reblog to save a life

[skootdawg]

Sperm whale mimics a spinning diver.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Humans: *encounters Earth’s Largest Carnivore, who would could swallow them whole, probably*

Human: … Spin?

Earth’s largest carnivore, with a brain that weighs almost as much as this naked beach ape*: SPIN!

[regaldragonempress]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPERM WHALES ARE CARNIVORES

I THOUGHT THEY ATE KRILL AND STUFF LIKE OTHER WHALES

[gallusrostromegalus]

Nope! Sperm whales eat extremely large deep-sea squids, like the Giant and Colossal Squids. They have also been known to opportunistically eat dead whales, sharks, and seals, but not actively hunt them. They got real big teeth for it too:

However, they only have teeth on thier bottom jaw!  they have corresponding holes in their top jaw for the teeth to lock into, which makes hanging onto a slippery, boneless squid:

It should be noted that the human here isn’t in particular danger of being eaten on purpose, but an accidental swing of it’s multi-ton head, a clip from the teeth, or being directly in the line of it’s sonar could seriously injure or kill them- Divers that have been in the direct line of echolocation for a sperm whale calf have described being hit with the soundwave like “being kicked by a horse” and some have suffered internal organ damage.  Sperm whales, like other large whales, aren’t particularly aggressive towards humans, but they are still very large wild animals who behave in unpredictable ways.

I know that in US waters, it’s illegal to intentionally come within 300 yards of any whale or dolphin, and if one appears closer you should turn off your engine or stop paddling to avoid accidental injury to you or it.  This human is doing something dangerous and ill-advised, but it’s still hopeful that we can love something like a 130,000 lb deep-diving, squid-eating Oceanic former ungulate.

[extremelyloudgamerkeyboard]

Im.sorry I’ve lived my entire life not realizing that echolocation could possibly be felt and I have to come to terms with the fact that whales have sonic attacks

[whitepeopletwitter]

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

[socialistexan]

He should pay more.

That's only 6.42% of his net worth, btw. He'll make due without it.

[rootbeergoddess]

Like they really want us to feel sorry for a billionaire who could probably buy a golden toilet. 

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

[socialistexan]

He should pay more.

That's only 6.42% of his net worth, btw. He'll make due without it.

[rootbeergoddess]

Like they really want us to feel sorry for a billionaire who could probably buy a golden toilet. 

[horrorandhalloween]

It is an established fact that old timey Halloween costumes are waaaay scarier than any costume you could find today.

[niggazinmoscow]

This thread!

[exploregif-blog]

[memomemomemo53]

(【速報】うちの猫がバレエを踊り始めた | netgeekから)

[gothpandora-deactivated20190429]

she is an Artist

[whatsittoyabub]

such grace…

[eraserheadadult]

the spiderverse crew saying they gave doc ock wrinkles and crows feet to make her look “horrible” is pretty yikes but

imagine fucking up that badly. imagine trying to design an ugly villainess and ending up w an absolute sexpot 

[roskii]

She literally is drop dead gorgeous so that backfired.

[adroitpalaver]

Tl;dr check the notes someone probably just made this up And tbh this would be very weird from the production designer whose main word on ock is, ““I looked at all the female scientists who were designing colliders, these amazing women around the world who are some of the most brilliant minds on our planet,” he said” and ““This is probably the character that I’m the proudest about. We did something different and memorable that stands out from a production design standpoint,” said Thompson.” https://www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/spider-man-into-the-spider-verse-production-design-is-about-character-not-style-168137.html

[spookylilraven]

Again for those scrolling fast: They did not try to make her ugly.

[transbloke]

Some of us are brave enough to do it twice!

[ruimtetijd]

Me @ trans people with the guts to do it twice:

[mcelroy-fam-blog]

They are truly amazing