bird paradise

breese | 24

[getsmart]

yeah i’m thinking it’s time to wind this thing down

[getsmart]

thanks for the 9 years of good posts, everyone. i love you all

[getsmart]

yeah i’m thinking it’s time to wind this thing down

[bisexualwario]

[memorycycle]

ok eels that was funny but can you spit the pizza back out now. please

[rottingfacade]

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[nia--san]

torrent streaming hide your face. corporate greedies show no grace. pirates give you what you crave. come enjoy the secret rave.

[ocean-again]

forums, chatrooms, IRC. a thousand ways to talk to me. hope the circus never ends. go online and make new friends.

[memorycycle]

they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

Humor music is never funny. I have not heard a single parody song that was funny. I have not heard a bo burn ham type song that was funny. I have not seen a video where they add music to dialogue that has improved the original.

[pinene]

[powerburial]

the most important reason to have friends is so they can get u a job where they work which is the #1 way to get a job in america

[powerburial]

sending in application/resume: instantly shredded, if you get an interview the hiring manager makes u ride a sybian with car batteries hooked up to your nipples via jumper cables for 4 hours (you do not get the job)

if your friend works there: (exhaling bong smoke into his bosses nostrils) yeah my buddys a good guy he was looking for a job. hes addicted to 4 different drugs and has narcolepsy but he’s an allright dude (instantly hired)

[dingdongyouarewrong]

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

[toanshirotaka]

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

[tuxedodan]

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together

[altargrl]

[turing-tested]

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

[hungwy]

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

[nflstreet]

whenever im mad i pull out a vape and inhale just to blow the smoke out of my nose so everyone knows

[perestroika-hilton]

Breakfast of champions

[sprucewoodmpreg]

fucked up that people are always like “hiii mutuals hiii followers i baked cupcakes do you want any :)” because i cant do that. the only thing i know how to cook is store-bought pasta. i cant post come onto this site and go “hiiii does anyone want fettuccini” i would be ignored and subsequently mauled by cringe-seeking attack dogs

[sempoggers-deactivated20220418]

Well i made cookies because i am better than everyone

[sprucewoodmpreg]

are you? are you really?

[everyteenager4free2]