ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD™️

[clarke-mason]

These archives are huge. You’ll have a lot of ground to cover. Shame you can’t bring everyone

[elierlick]

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

[maykitz]

shirts from 2004 that'd do numbers nowadays

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catscafecomics]

A big thank you to all the folks in the delivery service who help keep our world moving everyday.

[thenatsdorf]

Mlem mlem mlem

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Me flavored water

[pwesident]

Taste Like

Stinky

[happifying-things]

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

[princesstigerbelle]

I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv

[twotheleft]

[bluefuecoco]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[kitty]

[sushinfood]

FLOOFLE TAIL

[communistkenobi-archive]

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

[pissvortex]

[sandinlungs-blog]

[greatpostsonline-deactivated201]

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

what was his name

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

oh no

[sighinastorm]

[snowie-skyes]

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

[snowie-skyes]

OH NO!

[sillylovingpupper]

What was the cats name?

[sillylovingpupper]

Oh

Oh dear.

[the-quasar-hero]

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

It can’t be that bad.

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

Okay it was that bad

[askiathedickhead]

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there

[catasters]

[mizzmagnet]

This is really how it feels with your cat in your bed

[pop-six-squish]

That’s exactly how it feels RIGHT NOW

[princesstigerbelle]

Every night lmao