(I Have No Idea What I'm Doing)

Hey. My name is Althea, I’m 28, and this is my piece of shit blog. 💖💜💙💍🏳️‍🌈

[cpericardium]

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[kaijuno]

Bf said to me “I have a space question for you” and I was thinking it would be something for his sci fi rpg but no he asked who the first person to get head on the ISS was

[kaijuno]

I know the answer btw it’s just classified

[waluigisbulge]

[nyancrimew]

> "mom and pop" store

> look inside

> my parents don't work there

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[treecitysessions]

[treecitysessions]

This is an instant inductee to the stan twitter users being dumb as fuck hall of fame . Literally so good

[treecitysessions]

I don’t think you should be allowed to make fun of this person if you don’t know who Tupac is

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

[dogpuppy]

[maxknightley]

okay great post very funny. setting that aside for now. what the fuck are we even doing anymore vis-a-vis censoring screenshots of other social media. what even is that, a thermometer? a riding crop? a white cane? that cannot possibly be less effort than blacking out the word or even putting some other, more opaque emoji over it

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[cryinginribs-deactivated2026051]

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

[important-animal-images]

[princess-rosiebird]

[chilewithcarnage]

adios

[fatal-contagion]

[were--ralph]

Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

[were--ralph]

Update: they played it again and also muted "stab" from the line "they stab it with their steely knives". Insane.

[were--ralph]

They fuck it with their steely knives but they just can't fuck the beast

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[helenvaughans]

[ralfmaximus]

It's gonna take decades to rebuild what those arrogant DOGE children broke. I honestly want them prosecuted for sabotage.