homeschool dropout

21 | they/them | i was in a funyuns ad once

[seventh-spheal]

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

[depechepacito]

hey man what the fuck

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

that was God shielding you

[lord-kitschener]

Welcome to the 1 month free trial of My Twisted Mind

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

2018 look

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

roll up in the

[this-is-me-irl]

[unpredictablememes]

[beesmygod]

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

while you were busy with the metric system, i mastered

[karnalesbian]

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

[karnalesbian]

i see all your tired old ‘op do you take constructive criticism’ and ‘how do i delete someone else’s post’ and ‘thanks! i hate it’ tags and raise you this, the single funniest thing that’s ever been tagged on any of my posts

[vampirewknd]

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

[budacub]

Put the sticker back

[mpregcraig]

[saintvitus]

[grimeclown]

you jnow theres no proof that our teeth dont retract up into our gums every time we close our mouths

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

I can lick em

[grimeclown]

you dont know what those are

[conbiniiko]

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

[lesbitchka]

the WHAT fandom now

[sexhaver]

snakes are manifesting physically in my home

[brucebocchi]

fuck em UP matt

[kyebarngodfield]

revenge

[gunsandfireandshit]

These words got no right making so much sense to my brain right now

[sedoretu]

oh my GOD

[powerburial]

centrists: rioting is ALWAYS wrong

centrists when theres no rick and morty mcdonald sauce: