keyandcrow’s reblog pile

unorganized and rambly sideblog of @keyandcrow

[ghostkeys]

hi this is where i dump random reblogs im usually too lazy to tag if you want to find me as an Actual Person and a little bit less of a gremlin, my main is @keyandcrow

[south-africa-official]

can't believe critter is just the 200 year old version of creechur

[beardedmrbean]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Behold! The printing titty!

[sunder-the-gold]

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

[ahallister]

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

[muckmagister]

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[pankendev]

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[hottdoggblogg]

[the-big-mood]

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[elphabruhhhh]

Y’all aren’t ready, elfie is abt to get harness trained so I can have her out and about as a shoulder parrot cat :D

[elphabruhhhh]

Ok I stand corrected