hi this is where i dump random reblogs im usually too lazy to tag if you want to find me as an Actual Person and a little bit less of a gremlin, my main is @keyandcrow

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
KIROKAZE

@theartofmadeline
wallacepolsom
RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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JVL

blake kathryn
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occasionally subtle

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Product Placement
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

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hi this is where i dump random reblogs im usually too lazy to tag if you want to find me as an Actual Person and a little bit less of a gremlin, my main is @keyandcrow
can't believe critter is just the 200 year old version of creechur
Behold! The printing titty!
I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.
(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)
disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra
i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups
this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
it's thousand yard stare summer
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
the problem with being a person is that it's all the time
If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸
Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal
I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.
trauma dumpling
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Y’all aren’t ready, elfie is abt to get harness trained so I can have her out and about as a shoulder parrot cat :D
Ok I stand corrected