2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@ghostyse
What's the weirdest place you've even gotten a Warthog stuck?
A sufficiently motivated and unsupervised team of Spartans can fully disassemble and reassemble a Warthog in less than ten minutes.
Got bored on a thawed slip and fit one in the officer's head on the Sword of Damocles once.
How old were you when it happened? 16?
Had to think.
Nineteen.
time to evil jerk off
COUNTER SPELL
Experiments with Azure are proceeding apace...
Experiments with Azure are proceeding apace...
Btw massive shoutout to Code Monkey. This tutorial won't do it all but it'll get you 90% of the way there and honestly doing the last 10% yourself will teach you way more about it that you can use in the future.
anyone else up solving their cube
If this is a clever metaphor for cranking that mf hog, than no I'm solving a rubiks cube. If it is in fact actually about cube solving I have great news!
unfortunately this post is indeed about cranking hog. good luck with the rubik's cube though
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
social media is supposed to be PvP
i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one
i don't have a dick but you're still determined to ride it
I be sleeping in the master chief position
My friend calls warriors propaganda because he won't read the book and assumes firepaw flees into the woods to keep his balls intact LMAO
PRO TESTICLE PROPAGANDA 😭😭😭
it’s a shame this is the best version of this that still exists but I think the best troll video of the 2016 political season needs to be preserved on here
Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care
FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst
VOLKSWAGEN CURRYWURST IS REAL IM FLIPPING OUT
Top tier glub shitto sentence.
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie
Hey uh brand new addition
crosshair and nubs
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