i am ok with game

jace 25 he/it

[mosertone]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[charl0ttan]

parents get to be an indirect cause of like most if not all of your emotional and social problems and then when you bring it up to them theyre like oopsies i forgor about all that✨

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[lxladies]

Y'all barely handle the tgirl bottom, wait till you discover the tgirl top who refuses to use her dick.

[lady-viccy]

YALL CAN BARELY HANDLE THE TGIRL

[lilyblisslys]

sometimes people go "isn't it hard having a rockin' set of cans and also an ass that won't quit?" and i have to go "yes. it is. thank you for seeing my struggle".

[partlysmith]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[kurhanchyk]

i grew found of calling the incorrect usage of greek alphabet "grssk". it's like greek's stupid brother

[peregrynne]

You would LOVE this restaurant then

[kurhanchyk]

oh my god it's THE grssk

[saintofconsang]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[valleydean]

The show's been off for 6 years and the cw is barely a network anymore. The WB is about to be absorbed. This social media manager is just destiel posting for the love of the game at this point

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[thelastgoodcountry]

Persepolis, Marjane Satrapi