A Garlic Bread Wanna Be

Gill | she/her | 23 | here for the vibes and the garlic bread |

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[wizardshark]

Bro your pussy is so nuanced today....

[wizardshark]

You pussy is gauche

[akashicrecord]

Showed my mom this pic and she said "what have they done to him"

[futchcassidy]

why on god's green earth would you show this to your mother

[akashicrecord]

we're white

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[view-from-up-here]

[minghowcute]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[eroscestlavie]

we all have at least one friend who's always like I want a relationship <3 but they're living in some kind of shed on a mountain #ComeDownFromYourShed

[eroscestlavie]

the things you must do to find a relationship = know more than 3 people. and come down from your shed #YourShed #3People

[oneirocartographer]

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

[torracat]

A FURBY WITH A HUMAN BUTT AND LEGS

[egberts]

[enigmaberries-blog-deactivated2]

imagine this sprinting towards you at 500 mph

[princessmo]

you think being sold to one direction is tough? my mom sold me to RUSH and neil added me to his drum kit

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[patema-introverted]

[librarycard]

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

[ospreyonthemoon]

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

[creepymutelilbugger]

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

[despazito]

Greeting scrunge

[dyke-dyke-goose]

one of the worst adult tasks is going to the bank

[sailor-b]

[its-nothing-but-trash]

[mikerickson]

I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.

[depsidase]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me