a mess of plagiarism

im a cs major. i don't cite, i steal. so does everyone else in the field. this is where i put other peoples things (posts)so i can use them (look at em) for my own nefarious purposes (giggling)

[abalidoth]

You're telling me a french fried this

Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)

[elliespectacular]

Hunt, Lit, Rotch, Hawk

Long ago the four Mikes lived together in harmony

But everything changed when Mike Easter attacked

[rottingmalice]

parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

[evilwizard]

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

[evilwizard]

uncalled for

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm tired of parents who didn't mean to neglect, confuse, abuse, or fail their kids. I'm exhausted with parents who never meant to hurt their kids. I'm tired of parents who didn't mean to fuck up.

Because holy shit. You really fucked us up.

[grey-screaming]

[ecto-hazard]

youre so fuckign right

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[xantchaslegacy]

[stinkywinkyreiko-deactivated202]

footage of me checking Tumblr and every messaging app knowing damn well that no one wants to talk to me

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[nukaposting]

[bot]

[familyofpaladins]

(Via @archangeltama)

[omnybus]

Been a while since I drew a furry comic based off of a tumblr post

[paintpanic]

[joldfish]

[yokowan]

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

[mesetacadre]

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

[apas-95]

mystery solved

[gjgjfhfhfgmoved]

Hot take bc I love all ghost types

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[bleekay]

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

[bleekay]

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

[g1sunstreaker]

upset at the accuracy of these tags