Theres No Gimmick

(he/him)

[gimmickname-blog]

Woke Michael Jackson: Annie are you woke-ay

[godssilliestgirl]

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

A woke criminal

[gimmickname-blog]

Gender evil

[gimmickname-blog]

Woke Michael Jackson: Annie are you woke-ay

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[creepymutelilbugger]

truly how it be playing helldive difficulty

[gimmickname-blog]

I just have a little water and go to the next dive

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[lily-of-the-flame]

Tbh I think my mom already suspects. She keeps asking me "are you sure you're a boy?"

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this hits 20k by March I'll tell them then otherwise I'll wait until 50k notes.

Also I'll show them the longest version of the post I can find.

Good luck. Have fun. No murder.

[thewill0wtree]

My pasta has betrayed me

[mobilis-in-mobili]

was it an impasta

[thewill0wtree]

No I choked

[thewill0wtree]

We both know this will never happen

[thewill0wtree]

Yes

And it's one you will fail

[isecappi]

Mutuals, do your thing and attack- /hj

[mezzyfunbon]

[motherarts]

*ahem*

FOLLOWERS AND MOOTS???

ATTACK!!!! GET THIS POST UP IN NUMBERSSSS!!!

[thewill0wtree]

Where are all you people coming from?

How did you even see this?!

[motherarts]

we come from the wood works in times of need or silly

[chargenfail]

i

[thewill0wtree]

J

[sunmoonyandstars]

@us-costco-official more of the corporate blogs need to get on this one. but, in the meantime, other mutuals...GO!

@sleepinginmygrave @shy-bi-inlovewithregandmoony @inluvwithremuslupin @gaystheysanddinos @theres-an-endless-starry-sky @thedvilsinthedetails @you-need-not-apply @writersarethetruevillains @virginia-the-opossum @dqbbiegallaqher @siriuslygay1981 @viglantshit @suckersakaria @mushroomcarrotstick @leaskisses444 @jegulus4444 @padsandtamprongsformoony

[putting-bubble-in-places]

@putting-chell-in-places

Summon the horde.

[putting-chell-in-places]

You got it!

@putting-pomniplush-in-places @putting-glados-in-random-places @putting-spaceboy-in-places @putting-things-in-tadc @putting-queenie-in-places @putting-exit-door-in-places @putting-ermac-in-places @putting-enot-in-places @putting-ragatha-in-places @putting-rick-in-places @putting-omgkawaiiangel-in-places @putting-postal-dude-in-places @putting-pomni-in-places @putting-airy-in-places @putting-sun-and-moon-in-places @putting-stanley-in-places @putting-stranger-in-places @putting-fake-peppino-in-places @putting-flyswatter-in-places @putting-gloinks-in-places @putting-gangle-in-places @putting-gabriel-in-places @putting-jax-in-places @putting-j-in-places @putting-junko-in-places @putting-kel-in-places @putting-kaufmo-in-places @putting-kinger-in-places @putting-zooble-in-placez @putting-zooble-in-places @putting-cooler-kinger-in-places @putting-caine-in-places @putting-cyn-in-places @putting-v-in-places @putting-vincent-in-places @putting-viridian-in-places @putting-barrel-monkeys-in-places @putting-moon-in-places @putting-medic-in-places @putting-mannequins-in-places @omori-in-odd-places @right-man-in-the-wrong-place

[emilykaldwinthegoat]

may I add mutuals

@sunnis-shinis @robinparravel @runner-owen @blockedragon @crocodile-thyme @garfieldildo @silkastral911 @olimarsdisciple @natvre-is-my-chvrch @6o3o9 @lovelyalicorn @musicandengineering @cbllandland @snomcat @btomaek

[snomcat]

@cheezbot @jaycub-simin @mikeleblanccartoonist @beatyjapan24 @darin64 @seateas @arrowheadedbitch @lowerdomain @umbraxien @msmoobutepic @blackjacksmemeclinic @theunderflux @catboypheromones @devil-with-three-heads @predatory-lesbians @iamunabletothinkofablogname @r3se-t @l-u-k-a4 @autistic-human @witchcraftandchaos97 @christophoronomicon @princess-ofthe-furries @breadybreadlaya @bigfreakingwormboy @strawberryamanita @noxrubria @korewakankeiarimasen @otherworldly-patron-snom @hoioioioioioioioioi @aroace-and-has-a-mace @dclore22 @acannibalisticswordfish @generaljenobi @evsbct @groovysaladshark go forth my pretties

[devil-with-three-heads]

RISE!!! @dried-cephalopod @etherealspacejelly @frogofalltime @shortgaything @temporary-temporal-temper @secretlyafiveheadeddragon @artisthedgehog @femaleganondorfdragmire @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @sleepinginmygrave @rosesradio @sorushing @swans-chirping-in-the-distance @ferno-does-random-shit @kingofdandelions @brambleclawsdad

[archivist-13]

ASSEMBLE, SMOL ARMY OF FIVE PEOPLE

@transgirlsgetswords @transboysgetknives @amtrak-official @rohza-is-a-bit-gay @that-one-dark-smiley

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

YESSSSSSSS

@transasfuck30 @sleepyphoebe @fighting-games-trans-girl

[thewill0wtree]

NOOOOOOO

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

you cant stop me

[thewill0wtree]

I mean if I asked really nicely

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

im willing to hit post limit on this thing dont test me

[thewill0wtree]

Please don't you'd be bored the rest of the day

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

fucking with you is worth it

[sleepyphoebe]

Actually I think you and I should fuck

[thewill0wtree]

Of course this happens on my doorstep

[al3x-always]

since nobody has done it yet

@agentldiddy @cozy-kitty-corner

[agentleem]

I just x-mutualed, you gotta wait for the cooldown

[gimmickname-blog]

New law in Florida that’s probably gonna be put into action. If you try to cause “emotional distress” to a first responder within 14 feet of them, they can give you a misdemeanor charge (so long as they’ve given you a warning first). This is mainly focused on cops, with fire and medical thrown in.

[gimmickname-blog]

Just made a phone call all on my own and I was so so brave

[boopboopaoiluvr]

ok so most people didn’t notice the other so here we go again

if this gets 5k notes I’ll compliment every single one of my friends(which I already do, btw. I meant writing a paragraph out of the blue, I compliment my friends either way<3)

if this gets 6k notes I’ll compliment anyone who asks for it

if this gets 7k notes I’ll start writing again

if this gets 10k notes I’ll join every single reblog game I’ve been tagged in

if this gets 20k notes I’ll do anything y’all want 😨

and o my lord if this gets 30k notes I’ll do a whole day without any electronics

Uh yeah I believe we could technically get this to 5k but not more

OH ALSO TILL FEBRUARY!!

[mxnkeydo-deactivated20250708]

i see everyone doing this sooooo i will join in bc i am very original

20K notes by my birthday (january 3) and i will finish atpwh by the end of january and release it (its impossible good luck with that guys)

yall please dont go feral on me-

edit: guys. i posted this 27 minutes ago. how the flying fuck does this have almost 400 notes already what-

edit: 900 NOTES OVERNIGHT WHAT THE TRUCK

edit: you have got to be kidding guys stop let me procrastinate in peace

edit: guys its now 50K joke's on ya'll-

edit: loife convinced me to make it 20K again. man im just scared of deadlines lmao

[passionpeachy]

I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

[system-processing-12]

Two different people made this show up on my dash one after another and now I must show you.

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

you shitpost crazed liberal

amog

[gimmickname-blog]

You are entirely invincible from retribution because you are amongussexgif. How can I be mad at amongussexgif and still have any self respect

[seven-very-hot-fish]

I've got a game that I want to make available online for play-testing soon, but I'm not really that in touch with the virtual tabletop scene outside of my friend group. We use Tabletop Simulator, but I know that there are several interesting alternatives out there. Where should I put my effort?

Which do you prefer?

Tabletop Simulator

ScreenTop.gg

Tabletopia

playingcards.io

virtualtabletop.io

Other

See Results/Vanilla Extract

Voting ended onNov 11, 2023

Please reblog for sample size, etc :D I want to be as accommodating to play-testers as I can be.

(Also if you picked "Other", would you mind specifying? Thank you :)

[gimmickname-blog]

Yeah sure, I saw vanilla extract so I pressed vanilla extract

[unrulytgirl]

literally me

[ugimoroz]

[gimmickname-blog]

@osha-official-the-sequel I know it’s not strictly allowed but can’t an exception be made?

[bootleg-nessie]

Someone should invent spoons for men. Like, spoons that men can use too instead of sitting in silence while all the women eat soup with spoons and laugh at us for drinking soup with a straw

[gimmickname-blog]

Nope, won’t do it. Trans your gender or take the L

[gimmickname-blog]

Just got called a twink for the first time. I will never be the same

[mightiestpickle]

Get twinked

[gimmickname-blog]

Got called a fem-(my name) yesterday too