the frogs name is hobart

This is a clusterfuck

[schmergo]

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

[english-history-trip]

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

[fervent-bookwomb]

recency bias is worse now than it ever has been before

[homeofhousechickens]

[utilitycaster]

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

[thatsthat24]

Sirens 🧜‍♀️

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[theweirdwideweb]

[girlnephew]

[important-animal-images]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

[linkedlikedays]

My 2 year old is OBSESSED with this song. When we first started listening to it they loved it, and then began requesting it by name. Except we never told them the name of the song, because it's called Hot Shit and we didn't want a baby demanding, "Mama, Hot Shit!!!"

So they made up their own name, based on a toddler's understanding of the lyrics:

"Mama, can we listen to

Rocketship?

[butterflypeaflowertea]

literally addicted to walking around with a dying phone like 8% battery no portable charger no outlets nearby and no plans of going home anytime soon either

[prinz-myshkin]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[psikonauti]

Rolf Ohst

Amnesia, 2016

Oil on canvas

[0fficelady]

Collection

[ek-vitki]

Viking traveler’s amulet, based on the Lillbjärs picture stone. The back reads: “Unharmed Go Forth, Unharmed Return, Unharmed Back Home”, Frigga’s blessing to Odin, possibly from Vafþrúðnismál.

[ek-vitki]

How does this have almost 10,000 notes ?

[perspicaciousembroiderist]

Because the world is full of trouble and every little bit of help counts.

[hotvampireadjacent]

If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.