weird is my specialty

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

Emotions are like headphones.

You put them in your pocket for like 0.2 seconds and they get tangeled.

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

If a cat ever does you a favor, tell it arigato.

But say it slowly so he gets the joke.

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

Just quarantine things

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

I’m super sentimental and love to give people little valentines and Christmas gifts and stuff. But no one else really seems into that anymore, at least in my friend groups. And it makes me really sad that people don’t take the time to make something small for each other. Like, don’t they realize that even a small piece of paper that says, “love you” means so much? It also makes it so that it’s not expected of you to give gifts, so that you feel weird or out of place when you do give someone a valentine or a birthday card or whatever it may be. It’s depressing really.

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

Me: *choking 

My friend: hey nice Gollum impression 

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

Todoroki brings a whole new meaning to freezer burn

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

Positive vibes

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

Dude, I made that last post and I looked through my other fortunes and there was some that I just had to share with ya’ll.

Made in the USA lol

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

In times of troubles, fortune cookies come to me with words of wisdom. . .

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

I dunno ya’ll, I liked Ponyo tbh.

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

エドワードエルリック

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

So I have a friend and they're going through some stuff right now and I decided to make them a Spotify playlist of songs that reminded me of them. I spent the next hour crying because I couldn't remember the last time someone had done something like that for me.

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

*hits someone with a tree* 

Police: "He died of natural causes." 

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

There is a constant war between my competitiveness and my laziness

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

if you think about it, pie is just cake with liquid insides. 

[weezathelittlehufflepuff]

I was rereading the Harry Potter series for the seventh or eighth time when I stumbled across this gem. The quote, "my poor puffed-up popinjay," will now be one of my favorite sayings in times of distress. 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.                                                          By J.K. Rowling. Chapter 23. Page 496. 

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Sprite is just spicy water