[girlsrat]

So I lost access to this account except on my janky old phone bc it leeps asking me for a double authentication code despite me literally never having set that up so that's fun and cool

[girlsrat]

Guess I might as well move fully to my new account, go ahead and follow me on @iconobacter

[girlsrat]

So I lost access to this account except on my janky old phone bc it leeps asking me for a double authentication code despite me literally never having set that up so that's fun and cool

[girlsrat]

Guess I might as well move fully to my new account, go ahead and follow me on @iconobacter

[girlsrat]

So I lost access to this account except on my janky old phone bc it leeps asking me for a double authentication code despite me literally never having set that up so that's fun and cool

[affixjoy]

I’ve never related more to a post in my life.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i found it

[haveievermentioned]

Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[fangirltothefullest]

As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[kickmuncher3]

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[wiresforbreakfast]

i am inexplicably reminded of this

[charl0ttan]

[beemovieerotica]

[getsilly]

[technicoloryuri]

[heirtocragflame]

Reblogging this twice. The first one is because I’m a feminist and the second one is because I’m a pervert.

[pekingopera]

[loweffortletterer]