My Boy Shane

"If I tell you something, do you promise not to tell anyone or make fun of me?"

[glamorous-shane]

Welcome! Pinning this to my blog:

I'm Jamie, 30, they/them pronouns, I'm queer & trans

This blog isn't 100% dedicated to Heated Rivalry, but these days it's most of what I post. Changed my url like a month ago glmorousindierocknroll -> glamorous-shane

A few basics to get out of the way:

Sex work is work

Trans women are women

Antizionism is not antisemitism. Fuck zionism and also fuck antisemitism.

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My HR Fics

Threadbare | 5.4k E Shane Hollander character study through the lens of rope bondage

Delicate | 300 M Ilya's gender stuff

Lover's Piss | 1.6k E Hollanov piss smut

Slated | 1k T Shane's outing time loop

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[shanepervert]

shane getting his armpits licked all over and fucked.... and hes blushing like crazy and pretending to think its sooo gross ilyaaa >_< but his dick is so hard and hes watching openmouthed lips all pink and wet cause he cant stop licking them and hes trying to squeeze his arm tighter to make it feel even better... according to my sources

[shanepervert]

and then after ilya comes hes pushing shanes face into his armpit and letting him make out with it while he humps his thigh and he comes in like 30 seconds

[graculusdraws]

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[smokingrozanov]

remembering that Shane loves gay sex he loves bottoming he loves sucking dick & he loves masculine men sucking his dick & holding him down while they fuck him. This is so awesome that I get to remember this and also can watch it canonically happen any time I want on my television

[glamorous-shane]

why did you jump on the hood of my car in the Taco Bell drive thru?

hey anon is this a writing prompt or just a weird message, I'm actually unsure? for the future, it would be great if writing prompts said "writing prompt" somewhere in the message

Little Writing Prompts

[glamorous-shane]

Shane and Ilya visiting a Silly American tourist attraction like the big ball of yarn or whatever. Pretty vague prompt so go nuts with whatever

“Of all the things to do in New York City,” Shane said. “The one time we’re here without worrying about hockey and can just have fun, I can't believe you dragged me to a fucking candy store in the middle of fucking Times Square.”

“It's not just a candy story. It’s the M&M store,” Ilya said reverently. “It's practically a museum celebrating these incredible chocolate people. Look around, all this culture!”

“A bunch of tourists and overpriced plastic toys and chocolate, you mean.”

“Hate to break it to you, but you are a tourist, my love.”

Shane picked up a bright green baseball cap off the display - one with the Green M&M lady embroidered on the front. He put it on as if to prove a point. “Not the kind of tourist who wears cheesy hats.” He said it a bit too loudly, and a nearby dad in a Knicks hat gave him the stink eye. Shane hurriedly took the hat off.

“You look so sexy wearing hats, though.” Ilya took it from Shane and put it back on him, backwards this time. “I will buy this for you, okay?”

Shane just sighed.

“And we will go up to the gigantic wall on the 2nd floor where we can fill up a bag with the many different colors of M&Ms that we pick, and it will be fun, okay?”

“Fine.”

“And afterwards, we will go to your boring museum and look at boring architecture, but that will be fun too because we are together." Ilya said. "And because we will have a big bag of chocolates to distract from all the boring.”

“You asshole,” Shane said, but he was smiling huge.

Little Writing Prompts

[glamorous-shane]

For writing prompts: Shane and Ilya arguing over getting Ilya to wear proper warm winter clothes?

Baby, I know. You grew up with bitter cold winters in Russia. This is nothing, fine, I get it.” Shane said. 

“Exactly, yes!” Ilya responded.

“Shup up, I’m not done.”

Ilya groaned.

“What I was trying to say is that while I don’t actually mind if you freeze your own dick off as a consequence of the choices that are yours to make, I am not ok with the Pike kids being cold because they see you going outside like this and they wanna be like Uncle Ilya.”

“But you like my dick so much, I think you would mind.”

“And now you’re proving my point because you’re too horny to argue properly.”

“Whatever. I don’t need a coat.”

“You do, though, and when we’re babysitting, the kids definitely do and you’re gonna set a good example for them.”

“Ugh, Fine, Shane” Ilya said. “But only because it’s hot when you get all protective like this.”

“Great. Now I’m gonna get the kids from upstairs, and when I come back you’d better be all bundled up and ready to help me get them bundled up too.”

Little Writing Prompts

[ryhsrunner]

The four most interesting parts of time loop are when the person kills themselves for the first time, when they kill someone else for the first time (in a fuck around kind of way, this doesn't count if they already were killing people outside of the loop), how they break the loop, and the weeks afterward where they loose their fucking minds in an entirely different, significantly more damaging to the world around them way. And yet I rarely see anything done with that last one. People leave time loops and are all happy go lucky 'oh boy'. Where's the grappling with people you know who will never know you? Where's the knowledge that the safety of the loop is gone, and you can't fix any mistakes you make? That's the good angst I want

[scribbyizhere]

@pillowspace

[pillowspace]

YAY! YAY! YAY! THE HORROR OF A TIME LOOP AND ITS IMPACT!

[penandinkprincess]

not to get disability rights about shallergies but now i’m thinking about ilyas trauma response influencing his hyper vigilance around shane’s allergies and the dignity of risk.

Dignity of risk is the idea that self-determination and the right to take reasonable risks are essential for dignity and self esteem and so should not be impeded by excessively-cautious caregivers, concerned about their duty of care. - from the wikipedia page

let shane have his mango!!! he knows the consequences and is equipped and able to deal with them!!

imagining ilya having to talk to galina about it and how he knows he’s starting to do better about his mom when he stops having panic attacks at the thought of shane having his inadvisable mango

absolutely an important topic 🫡

and circling back to fun: shane's absolute delight at ilya's therapy homework involving shane getting to eat mangoes

[floridaalicat]

Ok, but now I’m stuck here imagining that homework as Shane and Ilya facing off in the kitchen over a skinned mango. Shane making Prolonged Eye Contact while full on taking bites of mango in the same way you should eat a perfectly ripe skinned peach. No mango slices or cubes, just full on juicy bites directly off the pit. Ruining Ilya’s whole life by being exposure therapy (scary allergies, anxiety says what if this mango is the one that finally kills his husband) AND incredibly erotic (intense eye contact = Horny Ilya).

Shane is NOT having the same range of emotions about this exposure therapy, because the experience of eating stone fruit like that is actually incredibly unsexy from the side of the person eating it, because it IS just juice everywhere and sticky as hell. Ilya waits as long as possible before he drags his husband into the shower to blow him and get the juice of the assassin off of his husband.

[penandinkprincess]

I feel like galina wouldn't directly be like "yes eat this allergen" and more "shane is aware of and prepared for these risks and you have to respect the fact that you can't try to keep him safe from everything because that's an unfair expectation for you and also compromises his rights to self-determination"

but ilya gets home, repeats this, and shane is "wow I can't believe I HAVE to eat mango to help you do therapy"

"you don't HAVE t-"

shane, already pulling up instacart: "no, no, i have to"

[glamorous-shane]

I do think that lying about your height on dating profiles is a red flag. Not a deal breaker, just a "hmm do you think its ok to lie about other things? Are you that insecure about your height?" And that's something to keep an eye on

[larval-tear]

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

[charl0ttan]

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

[glamorous-shane]

Shane and Ilya visiting a Silly American tourist attraction like the big ball of yarn or whatever. Pretty vague prompt so go nuts with whatever

“Of all the things to do in New York City,” Shane said. “The one time we’re here without worrying about hockey and can just have fun, I can't believe you dragged me to a fucking candy store in the middle of fucking Times Square.”

“It's not just a candy story. It’s the M&M store,” Ilya said reverently. “It's practically a museum celebrating these incredible chocolate people. Look around, all this culture!”

“A bunch of tourists and overpriced plastic toys and chocolate, you mean.”

“Hate to break it to you, but you are a tourist, my love.”

Shane picked up a bright green baseball cap off the display - one with the Green M&M lady embroidered on the front. He put it on as if to prove a point. “Not the kind of tourist who wears cheesy hats.” He said it a bit too loudly, and a nearby dad in a Knicks hat gave him the stink eye. Shane hurriedly took the hat off.

“You look so sexy wearing hats, though.” Ilya took it from Shane and put it back on him, backwards this time. “I will buy this for you, okay?”

Shane just sighed.

“And we will go up to the gigantic wall on the 2nd floor where we can fill up a bag with the many different colors of M&Ms that we pick, and it will be fun, okay?”

“Fine.”

“And afterwards, we will go to your boring museum and look at boring architecture, but that will be fun too because we are together." Ilya said. "And because we will have a big bag of chocolates to distract from all the boring.”

“You asshole,” Shane said, but he was smiling huge.

Little Writing Prompts

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[glamorous-shane]

In an effort to make writing more fun and less intimidating, I'm asking for prompts, anything within heated rivalry. They can be silly, smutty, angsty, you name it. My responses will be pretty short, like 100-300 words most likely, and not super polished. I'm not gonna list off constraints, but don't worry, if you stumble into something I find i'm not comfortable writing i just won't write it, no hard feelings

[glamorous-shane]

Went on a cute gay date tonight and we smooched a little, happy pride 🌈

[your-void-senpai]

he puts the "semen" in "defensemen"