A heart is a heavy burden

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A heart is a heavy burden
Dropping the latest sketch-a-wish, voted on by my wonderful Patreons for May! A scene from Fourth Wing by @rebeccayarros featuring Violet, Tairn, Andarna and a blue smear in the sky named Sgaeyl & Xaden (I was tapped out of dragon juice by this point) Iâm not sure if anyone here has heard of this book yet? đ€đ€đ€ hmmâŠ
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Both were exceptional people, who bore an exceptional daughter.
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i love prince eric. Â from the little mermaid. Â heâs hilarious. Â because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. Â most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine. Â most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because theyâll launch them into that direction or something, but they still donât bring knife to heart directly. Â
but then a couple do. Â and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. Â like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? Â heâs really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and heâs so sweet n everything.
AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! Â NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! Â ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKEÂ âHOLY SHIT DONâT GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! Â HEâLL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!â
i love him
At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship thatâs on fire, all to rescue his dog.
Then when heâs convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who canât even walk or dress herself, confirms that sheâs not the girl heâs looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason.
No one questions this, just like they donât question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says heâs getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her.
A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings. Again, no one questions this.
Iâm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy insane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly theyâre all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.
Pov: you grew up reading weird fantasy in the early 2000s
fun fact if your breastsÂč are somewhere between a 36C-36DÂČ then they weightÂł about the same as your brainâŽ
if you're above a D-cupâ” you've probably got more boob than brainâ¶
1. Both breasts combined. 2. UK and US bras are the same at this cup size. 3. Sourced from this blog post; a different source was found but excluded as it didn't account for band size. If you have a better referenced source let me know. 4. An adult human brain weighs ~1.3kg (2.8lb). 5. A 36D cup, or sister size (40B, 38C, 34E, 32F, etc) 6. Both breasts combined. A single 36G/H cup breast is about brain-sized.
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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because youâre 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like âok boomerâ because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like âIâm not going to listen to a literal fucking childâ as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you donât have and youâre sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because youâve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomerâs store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasnât worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and youâre trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesnât know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and theyâre all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage
my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict
bonus points if each interview is wildly unhelpful/off topic but in a manner that is in character for each person
Looks like we canât isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
my unreliable ass could never be a narrator
Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit