✯ Charley ✯

Charley|21|UK|♈|INTP| anything and everything really

[fuckyeah60sfashion]

[frikiskrew]

Ya es viernes motherfuckers

Audio On

[catchymemes]

[shadowgale96]

I had to learn more about this little guy. Turns out this is a voiced over video for comedy. His name is Wilfred Warrior. He’s a Chinchilla Persian from London, and he has an INSTAGRAM. 

Although He looks like a sad goblin, He is very loved

And very happy <3

[hinny-of-neighvale]

I feel better now knowing the cat wasn’t actually being yelled at or mocked.

[butterflyinthewell]

That cat looks like the lovechild of Lil Bub and Princess Monster Truck and yes I know they’re girls.

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[dankmemeuniversity]

[timelesslulu-deactivated2020070]

Water and fire signs when their emotions is destroying them but they got to make sure that you won’t worry about them cause they don’t like being a burden for someone

[craptacularlesbian]

[tornpyre-deactivated20191208]

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

[saltlcks]

i thought this was about years. but yes

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

[aoide]

that sunny d tweeted ‘i can’t do this anymore’ is horrifying like companies are masquerading as depressed people to appear relatable to the depressed masses that’s dystopian lmao

[aoide]

this is almost incoherent but god……… we really live in a society

[aoide]

everyone can stop defending sunny d these companies don’t care about you !!

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[propearl]

Pink Diamond concept sketches from Rebecca Sugar’s Instagram!

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[im-just-a-reaction]

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

[armedandgayngerous]

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

[triss19]

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

[fedkaczynski]

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

[ciswhitethin]

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

[bingomann]

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

[smute]

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

[scarecade]

spirited away au where everything’s the same expect no face’s mask looks like this

[rosebud-wizard]

[scarecade]

now that’s what i’m talking about

[humanimalgam]

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

[tiwaztyrsfist]

I’ll do you one better. All Food Service Jobs: Please remember that it is a literal crime, a Felony, for you to come to work if you have diarrhea, Salmonella, E. Coli, or any other illness that can be transmitted via food contact. Same Job: If you miss two days you will be terminated for cause, and your last paycheck voided. No you cannot appeal this, no we don’t care if you have a doctor’s note.

[bookcub]

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

[antique-scarecrow]

very good content

[werewolf-cuddles]

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

[fairyofsomething]

Ah, some gold!

[glixbitch]

Omfg, a goldmine

[chaoticgouda]

@estheticallypleased

[evilyaoii]

[retrojezter]