Just A Glitch In The System

100% dumb shit

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

these fucking tags 😭

[fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air]

the concept of Neil's high school coach messaging wymack is infinitely funny to me

honestly, the fact that anyone has contacted wymack to recruit their players is a little funny. is it just an email that's:

"good evening, coach wymack

I have a severely fucked up dealer on my team. you want it?

kindest regards,"

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

Komondors, a traditional Hungarian guard dog

[retroactivebakeries]

#yeah guards your tile floor from being all wetttttt

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[rythyme]

THIS POST IS NOW ABOUT THE POPE

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[chipjrwibignaturals]

[charl0ttan]

does anyone have the foggiest

[amygdalae]

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

[avatarobi]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[piedude]

[mynowherenothing]

Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

[seasononesam]

me when sam and dean need to give exposition about a monster in season one

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[killhitleragain]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[orcposts]

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

[deez-no-relation]

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

[shark-making-soup]

chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

[sexlesssnakebaby]

THE WHAT

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[lindenattic]

house is a girl you have to take care of her

[lindenattic]

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

[tgirl-thucydides]