[kingofthenorth]

“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

[ayellowbirds]

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

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[fffdfdfdfdvv-deactivated2017082]

Me n my new body suit

[twitblr]

This can’t be legal

[himejoshikomaeda]

this mormon bitch stole a joke from rebecca sugar

[himejoshikomaeda]

also his fucking name is remy

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

[iguanamouth]

an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do. (P.s. I love you very much)

[patterns-in-static]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[lukia26]

…you know what to do.

[silbat-deactivated20191019]

you know what to do

[ru-debega]

it keeps getting better

[grumpytrans]

poor person: wow i rly want this thing, ive saved up some money so i can finally afford it!

some dunce: wait i thought u were poor???????¿¿¿¿¿¿ u shouldn’t want this thing, u can’t hsve it, shouldn’t u b living in complete squalor????¿

[sakimcgee]

iconic

[grumpytrans]

best addition to my post thus far

[themadcapmathematician]

And then when a poor person is like “I can’t afford that” the same idiots are like “um…just save up??? If you really want it????? Not that hard lmfao”

[princesconsuela]

[coolgirlsunday]

[tabloidsores]

It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care

[toastoat]

‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[enygmass]

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[ruinedchildhood]

[bbgrl-deactivated20170205]

m

[theshantiestme11ophone]

what

[music-of-my-soul-deactivated201]

Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.

[endless-screaming-into-voids]

Well just then it looked like star wars owned disney

[glitte-rr]

@grandtheftwentz

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[snime]

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

[scienceasfuck]

this…is a fidget spinner

[kingdeath000]

Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.

[gay-dnd]

i would like to thank this man for being consistently excellent ✨✨✨

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[bonbonlanguage]