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I think if Saharan silver ants had humansonas they would look like this:
Ship this is a really unsettling thought, please put it back lol
no itâs a good and valid thought and objectively true
I'm more disturbed by the idea of Animals having "humansonas" like a deranged furry.
No no itâs great. Think about it. Think about which traits non-human animals might value as most attractive about themselves that they would then attempt to... zoomorphize onto their human OCâs, in the way that humans give anthropomorphized cartoon animals boobs and hourglass figures and expressive faces.
Birds seem inclined to find us pretty sexy as-is, boy I imagine theyâd give their humansonas brightly-colored hair and clothing and really loud voices. Bear humansonas would just be exhuberantly fat. Salmon human sonas would be huge and swollen and lumpy. Spider humansonas would have big women with wide hips and tiny men with disproportionately huge meaty hands.
So as Ship (and now everyone in my patreon discord) is well aware I have unfortunately given a great deal of thought to the topic of âhow would animal artists draw humans to make them more appealing in their own eyes.â Iâm using birds as my example here because I agree that birds are already inclined to find humans very sexy, so I wonât have to drastically alter our bauplan to make it pleasing for birds to look at.
First, as a jumping off point for thinking about the ways in which humans alter animals to make them more appealing to human audiences, letâs look at the art of Don Bluth. You might remember the penguins from âThe Pebble and the Penguinâ (1995). Theyâre pretty emblematic of the way Bluth draws animals in general.
Bluthâs birds are fairly recognizable as birds, but they move and emote like humans and they have a lot of un-birdlike features that humans find important to communication: eyebrows, hands, beaks that move like mouths. Teeth. Letâs not think too much about the teeth. Humans often add these features to fursonas, but theyâre not things that I expect birds would find especially necessary to retain in a humansona design.
I do think that there are a lot of things that birds would keep as-is, because as mentioned, a lot of them already seem to think pretty highly of the human look.
In my experience, the things that birds find especially attractive about humans and want to preserve or exaggerate are as follows:
- Big shiny hair. Birds are really into beautiful plumage so it makes sense that hair and plumage would be analogous in their eyes. The ideal humansona would have really big, colorful hair. Anime Hair. Miyazaki hair that can move to express emotion in the same way that feathers can.
- Large, expressive eyes. I think theyâd like big cartoon eyeballs as much as we would. Most birds use their eyelids and/or pupils to convey emotion.
- Long skinny legs. Many humans already have these and itâs definitely something birds like about us. A lot. They might want to make our legs have more avian proportions, though, which probably means much shorter femurs and comparatively longer shins.
- Clothes. My parrot calls his own feathers âshirtâ and I think itâs reasonable to assume that birds find clothes and plumage pretty similar. They cover our bodies, they alter our silhouette in pleasing ways, they come in many colors, and they can be removed but we both generally would prefer that this not happen in public. Clothes can stay.
- Feet. Every parrot I know has a foot fetish. This might just be because human feet are roughly parrot-sized and theyâre a pretty nonthreatening part of the human, but I also think birds just have a thing for feet. We can still make our humansonaâs feet look a little more relatable to birds, though. Certainly they should look like theyâre able to pick things up with them.
Okay, so we have a list of things to keep. What to improve upon, though?
- Beakier nose. I think birds probably do find our noses pretty appealing, but they might be more relatable if they were more evocative of beaks. Make the nose big and pointy, but keep the head nice and round. Chin isnât very important. Mouth isnât that important for expressiveness, either, so we can de-emphasize that.
- Less Scary hands. Some birds probably find hands scary looking, considering theyâre one of the most dangerous parts of the human. Theyâre a defining feature of primates, though, so we canât just get rid of them or turn them completely into wings--but we can make them look less like big frightening paws. Make them cuter. More friendly.
- Rounder body. A lot of humans have long, bendy torsos that move in a decidedly unbirdlike way. A humansona with a more spherical body and a more rigid spine is going to read as more birdlike, which is better.
- Longer neck. Making the neck a little longer would help our humansona emote more like a bird. A goose in particular might give their humansona an absolutely rokurokubian neck.
So now that weâve got our humansona planned out, weâll create a character that is still recognizable as a human, but which has exaggerated features that make it more likeable to most birds: brighter colors, big expressive eyes, longer neck and legs, clothing that evokes plumage, de-emphasized hands and fingers, rounder body. The ideal form.
Yeah. Perfect.
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I need to brush up my photo retouching skills. Reblog this with a picture of your pet and I will retouch it for you. This is not a scheme to get people to show me their pets, not at all
My Mango. What an adorable, screechy, horny little bastard.Â
I forgot to create detail shots for this picture (and there are plenty of small details, an 1280 px wide picture does not do them justice). So a bit late but here they are~
My goodness, how gorgeous!
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made a quiz, tell me what greek deity favours you!!
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i see yaâll complaining in the comments on what you got.
you donât pick the deity !!! THEy pick you!!!!Â
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i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes
For some reason, when biologists want to describe âthe assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level groupâ we say bauplan. Which is German for âbody plan.â But even if you donât speak German you say âbauplanâ anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word âbauplanâ is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic itâs like when robots try to pretend that theyâre human but better
âwhat if a fox was made of spaghettiâ
Crabs amaze me. Theyâre the perfect life form, a tank made of legs and living hate-armor. Itâs not just about their physicality, though; itâs the soul of the crab. See, no crab in the bottomless history of the sea has ever questioned itself, doubted itself, worried, or been afraid. A crab is pure motion. A crab is pure id and unrelenting forward force. Crabs invented the word violence and they will scuttle on the surface of the world while the red giant of Sol creeps closer to devour everywhere weâve ever known. They will look into the sky and clack their claws and there will be no fear.Â
Excuse me how the fuck did you create the perfect illustration for what I was trying to express
I used to have geese so hereâs a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, donât run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when theyâre mad, they donât usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they canât break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know youâre in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me Iâve done this so many times that Iâve lost count
I canât tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.
Actual advice! Just yeet a goose
Yeet the geese
Iâve been reading the replies to this so hereâs an update!
DO NOT KICK A GOOSE. Geese are very important for nature as they maintain insect populations and they help pick weeds that try to kill useful plants! Geese are good, theyâre just grumpy. Never kick one because you could fatally injure them. They do not have the bone structure to survive a strong kick.
I had to deal with this a lot because my family bred geese. Geese are not happy about their eggs being taken so after you take one, they remember for their whole lives. We had a farm, we did what we had to do in order to survive. We loved our geese and our geese loved us, just not when we were taking their babies.
Do not kill Geese just because theyâre mean. Please
Yes you could crawl towards them, but that only works if itâs one goose. If itâs more than one attacking you, you can yeet them as they get close.
This post was about white geese, which is what we bred, but you can do this for Canadian geese too! Because attacking a Canadian goose can get you a fine and even jail time, this is a much nicer approach to being attacked by a goose.
Also for some reason a lot of replies are saying this can break a gooseâs neck???? It canât??? Donât spread lies. Geese are built to be picked up by the neck and they have tons of muscles in their necks to support being thrown. This is how they fight each other. It doesnât hurt them. Just stuns them.
DO NOT DO THIS TO SWANS!!!!!!! SWANS ARE EVIL IF YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A SWAN JUST ACCEPT YOUR DEATH. THEY WILL NOT BE STUNNED. THEY WILL NOT FORGET. THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. SWANS ARE DEMONS
Actually, I have picked up a swan by just, slotting in under my arm; once their wings are held in place they just sorta hiss a bit and accept their fate. Itâs how wildlife centres and rspca deal with them. They just use swan-bags, IâM NOT kidding, that completely neutralizes them. LOOK AT ALL THESE DEMONIC BULLIES BEING DEFEATED BY BEING CHIHUAHUA-HANDBBAGGED.
In fairness, in MY CASE, this was a juvenile male, but old enough that the dad had evicted it from the lake. He was in my way, hissing and refusing to move; and if you hiss at me, thatâs a challenge, baby!
Most birds will accept their date once you have their wings (geese will, in my experience, chill once you have them under an arm too, I pick them up like that). They transport peafowl in sacks like that too:
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I was today years old when I learned that starlings can talk extremely well.
Oh dear oh no what if they start doing it in their super-giant murmuration flocks
Sixteen thousand tiny voices cry out as one as they undulate through the sky:Â âWORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS! WORMS!â
i donât have a brain actually. my head is just filled with lots and lots of dried flowers
actually wait rb this w/ what u have inside your head instead of a brain. the people want to know!
sketch of my favorite wolf boi for a gloomy morning
mustâve eaten something bad.
Play me a song, Music Man
did that raven just get kissed and then fall over blushing.
I AM THIS RAVEN
âI AM TOO GAY TO FUNCTIONâ
âSEND HELPâ
Gotta add something: holding beaks for them is showing trust/love. I donât know if that was a kiss, but it was certainly the crow equivalent of âI love you.â
We donât deserve corvids but i am so so gratefulÂ
Social Insects in Science Fiction
Hello, my name is Poetry, and I love social insects. Whether theyâre ants, bees, termites, wasps, aphids, thrips, or ambrosia beetles, I find them fascinating to learn about. But if the sci-fi books I read as a kid had had their way, I should have run screaming from every ant colony I saw.
From the buggers in Enderâs Game to the Borg in Star Trek to the Vord in Codex Alera to ants and termites themselves from a morphâs-eye view in Animorphs, social insects, and the aliens or artificial intelligences that closely resemble them, are portrayed as âhive mindsâ with an emotional tone of existential terror. And Iâm here to tell you that these portrayals are totally unfair.
What they get right
Here are some features that most portrayals of social insects and their analogues in sci-fi get right. Yes, social insect colonies have queens that are primarily responsible for reproduction. Yes, social insects have very different sensory modalities from ours. We primarily use sight and sound to communicate and navigate the world, while social insects use taste and smell and vibration. Yes, social insects have specialized division of labor to particular tasks, and yes, they are willing to sacrifice themselves in droves to protect the colony. And sometimes, they will enslave social insects from other colonies or even species to serve their own ends (x).
Thus ends what sci-fi portrayals get right.Â
What they get wrong: Queens
Almost universally in sci-fi, when you kill the queen, the hive disintegrates into chaos. Youâve cut off the head! The central intelligence of the hive is gone! Theyâre just mindless borg-units with no idea what to do!
Indeed, in some social insects, such as leafcutter ants, if you kill the queen, the whole colony will die â but probably not for the reasons you think. However, itâs more common for social insects to be able to carry on just fine regardless. In most ants and bees, there are âbackupâ queens that are reared up by the workers in case the current queen should die. And in many social insects, a worker can step up and become a queen in her place. (Hilariously, a worker ant that steps up to reproduce in place of a queen ant is called a gamergate.)
But here is the most important problem with the sci-fi trope of killing the queen to kill the hive. The queen is not the brain of the hive. She is the ovary.
If you think of a social insect colony as a superorganism, which itâs useful to do in many cases, different groups of insects within the colony act like organs. One caste protects the colony from invaders, which is like an immune system. One caste scouts for new places to forage, which is like a sensory system. Generally, science fiction has a good grip on this idea. Where sci-fi authors fail is that they think the queen is the brain of this superorganism. She is not. She is the reproductive system. The queen does not control what happens in the hive any more than your reproductive system controls what happens in your body. (Which is to say, she has some influence, but she is not the brains of the operation.)
The reason why leafcutter ant colonies die when the queen dies is because the colony has been castrated, not beheaded. Most animals die when they are no longer able to reproduce, even if their brains are still perfectly functional. For castrated colonies with no backup queen or gamergate and no hope of getting one, there is no point in carrying on. Their evolutionary line has ended.
What they get wrong: Swarm intelligence
Here is how social insect hive minds work in science fiction: the queen does the thinking, and the rest of the hive goes along with whatever she thinks.
Now, Iâve already told you that the queen is not the brain of the hive. So where is the brain? Well, that is exactly the point of swarm intelligence. The brain does not reside in one particular animal. Itâs an emergent property of many animals working together. A colony is not like your body, where your brain sends an impulse to your mouth telling it to move, and it moves. Itâs more like when two big groups of people are walking toward each other, and they spontaneously organize themselves into lanes so no one has a collision (x). Thereâs no leader telling them to do that, but they do it anyway.
Much of the efficiency of social insect colonies comes from very simple behavioral rules (x). Hymenopterans, the group of insects that includes ants, bees, and wasps, have a behavioral rule: work on a task until it is completed, and when it is done, switch to a different task. If you force solitary bees (yes, most bee species are solitary) to live together, they will automatically arrange themselves into castes, because when one bee sees another bee doing a task like building the nest, its behavioral rule tells it that the task is completed and it needs to switch to a different task, like looking for food.
Individually, a social insect isnât all that smart, whether itâs a queen, worker, soldier, or drone. But collectively, social insects can do incredibly smart things, like find the most efficient route from the colony to some food (x), or choose the perfect spot to build their hive (x).
What they get wrong: Individuality
The existential terror of the hive mind in science fiction comes from the loss of the self. The idea is that in a social insect colony, there is no individual, but one whole, united to one purpose. No dissent, disagreement, or conflicting interests occur, just total lockstep. I totally get why thatâs scary.
The thing is, itâs just not true of real social insects. There is conflict within colonies all the time, up to and including civil war.
A common source of conflict within colonies is worker reproduction. Yes, in most social insects, workers can in fact reproduce, though usually they can only produce males. So why donât they? Because itâs not in the interest of their fellow workers. Workers are more closely related to their siblings and half-siblings produced by the queen than they are to their nephews, so they pass on more of their genes if they spend resources on raising the queenâs eggs. So, if a worker catches its fellow laying an egg, it will eat the egg. Not exactly âall for one and one for all,â is it?
Worker insects may also fight in wars of succession. If there is more than one queen in a species where queens do not tolerate each other (yes, there are species where multiple queens get along together just fine), such as monogynous fire ants, the workers will ally themselves with one queen or another and engage in very deadly civil war.
Finally, in some species, the queen needs to bully the workers into doing their jobs, and the dominant workers need to bully subordinate workers into doing their jobs (x). Yes, sometimes workers try to laze around and mooch.
Surprisingly human
Hereâs what I find weird about depictions of social insects in science fiction. They are portrayed as utterly alien, Other, and horrifying. Yet humans and social insects are very, very similar. The famous sociobiologists E.O. Wilson and Bernard Crespi have both described humans as chimpanzees that took on the lifestyle of ants.Â
I think what fascinates people, including me, about ants, bees, and their ilk is that you watch, say, a hundred ants working together to tear up a leaf into tiny bits and carry it back to their colony, or a hundred bees all appearing out of seemingly nowhere to sacrifice themselves en masse to stop a bear from eating their hive, and it looks like magic. It really does look like some kind of overmind is controlling their collective actions.Â
But imagine youâre an alien who comes to Earth, and you know nothing about humans or the way we communicate. Wouldnât we look exactly the same to them as ants and bees look to us? Wouldnât they look at us sacrificing our lives by the thousands in wars, or working together to build cities from nothing, and think, Wow, how do they coordinate themselves in such huge numbers, why do they give up their lives to defend their borderlines, I guess there must be some kind of mega-brain they all share that tells them what to do, and they just march in lockstep and do it.
If thereâs anything Iâve learned from the study of both social insects and humans, itâs that any system that looks monolithic and simple from a distance is in fact fractured, messy, and complicated when you look at it up close.
Social insects arenât scary mindless robot-aliens. Theyâre a lot like you and me. As much as I was terrified as a kid by the Animorphs book where an ant morphs into Cassie and screams in pure existential horror at its sudden individuality, I actually think an ant would adjust very easily to being a human, and that a human would adjust very easily to being an ant â much more easily, in fact, than humans adjusted to morphing, say, sharks, in the very same book series.
you ever have a piece of bread thatâs so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
Happened today.