Gloria's Reality

I'm Gloria. Pansexual Female :P who enjoys other dorks immensely! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟღ ✧ Philosophy: Weird is a compliment. J'essaie avec la français. Check out some of my writing at https://www.wattpad.com/user/gloria3339

[mxnrique]

paramore: *makes new songs about being depressed, wanting to die, being pessimistic, being fake happy*

my depressed ass:

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[duskblue-art]

[pokeydotes]

That reminds me of this from the comic books

[khadij-al-kubra]

Is this the first time a villain has picked up on the obvious fact that Spider-sass-Man is a stinking kid? XD

[gloria3339]

Accountability Buddies: Writers’ Workshop Discord Server

Hello Humans! 

So we’ve created a writing server on discord. The point is to keep to goals and help motivate! We have a few members already. Hoping to gain some more creative writers! (In order to keep it to a certain level of writing skills, we’re asking that only 16 years old and older join.)

In order to get in please message me for an invite. We’d love to have you!

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

[smooththegoofyshark]

Reminder to carry around hand sanitizer and boxing gloves to punch nazis

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[fuckboyzuko]

CUTE.

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

[honeycranes]

Hullo I return bearing PART 2

Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets

[gayavatarstyle]

the way you draw Zuko’s hair and Aang’s muscles is more important than the Oscars

[strawberry-milk-things]

I had to think about Toph for a bit. That’s a goodun

[queerspoons]

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

[longlostwaywardsister]

[imthejudge]

when cyberlife sends hank a new connor

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

[beesmygod]

DESTROY false idols

[quasi-normalcy]

There is only one TRUE bear and it is ME

[pltuo]

moodboard for eureka

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[taichiswordsfan-blog]

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

follow back

[miss-unpopular-opinion]

REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

[almondmilkcleanser]

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE SHIT

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

self-defense is important.

[monstergasms]

Is this relevant to my blog? No. but currently there are 13K of you following me and this could help some of you. 

[hucowgoddess-deactivated2019011]

I didn’t even hesitate to reblog. You need to study this. Save yourself from this awful world and the people in it.

[melsanfo]

Boost.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[freohrweohnatakausta]

This might be…interesting. though, you gotta admit, the card looks kinda cool.

[dndnerd1609]

Hey I’m broke as a joke.and I need like…10 dollars

[dicksantorum-2012-blog]

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

[jadesisland-hiatus-blog-blog]

PRO CHOICE

[fcobro]

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon.  let’s try this again, shall we?

[frnkieroismydaddy]

PRO CHOICE IS PRO WOMEN

[bnprime]

the forced birth movement needs to go down

[theemotionmachine]

[sketchy-saram]

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

[iskariotrising]

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

[jimmyfury]

no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.

People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.

Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.

[lesbian-lizards]

Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit.

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

I work in a pet store. Can confirm. If I don’t know the sex of the dog, and say, I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses, I’ll get “well she’s a girl, so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions, there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from?

And my manager wants us to separate boys coats/accessories and girl coats/accessories for accessibility for the customers……. like…….?

[missanthropicprinciple]

??????? They’re dogs.

[scifinut]

This. Is. BULLSHIT. Also, when I worked at a grooming salon, one groomer would bring in her family’s dogs. Poms, the lot of them. They all got bows. Even the boy. He was a goddamn beautiful dog. Customers got mad. About a boy dog wearing bows. A boy dog THAT WAS NOT THEIR DOG wearing bows. Let that sink in.

[republicansareahategroup]

Actually just like a week ago someone got testy with me because I put my female chihuahua in a blue polo shirt and they were like “she’s a girl she looks like a boy in that” and I was just like… She’s a dog.

[actualdisasterbi]

I am so tempted to put the biggest fucking pink bow I can find on my dog and parade him around the neighborhood. 

Fuck this gender roles bullshit.  He’s a 12 year old dumbass who sometimes falls down the ONE (1) step on our porch because he gets too excited and forgets that he has back legs that don’t work right (vet says it’s a degenerative nerve thing, common in older labs).  HE WOULD GLADLY ROLL IN HIS OWN SHIT IF WE LET HIM - HE COULDN’T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF HE IS IN A BOW OR A BANDANA, I PROMISE.

[queerautism]

My puppy wears bandanas sometimes, including a really cute pink one with white hearts that I love. One time this old lady at the park was absolutely BAFFLED that I would put a pink thing on my Boy Dog. Literally accused me of trying to confuse people, asked why I’d put that on him. I was just??? It’s cute and I like it the puppy really couldn’t give less of a shit

[twentyghosts]

My cat Duarte is male and he wears a pink collar with a tag that says “Beautiful Angel Princess” on the side that doesn’t have my contact info, because he’s my beautiful angel princess obv, and it throws the vet staff for a LOOP every time

[teapotsahoy]

People get upset when I walk boy dogs with my hot pink leash (because I lose leashes, so I like them highly visible. Like,

one, maybe this dog has Victorian gender norms, and considers pink very masculine? two: it’s not the dog’s leash, it’s mine.

[speciesofleastconcern]

People putting gender norms on house pets is wild. They’re just living cuddle bears they don’t have gender.

[vet-and-wild]

I’m weird and I like to have names picked for animals I don’t have yet. People get weirded out when I don’t have separate names for boy and girl dogs. Like when I get a Norwegian elkhound, his or her name will be Thorin. I’ve had people get so weird about the fact that I’d name a female dog after a male character. Which just blows my mind because a. It’s a dog and b. The name is fictional. Chill out!