Let Me Tell You About Homestuck

Hello, this is my art/fandom/witch account. Mun for @ask-ghoul-ivan . -Fandoms I am in- •Homestuck• •Hetalia• •Harry Potter• •Shane Dawson• •Markiplier• •Jacksepticeye• •Steven Universe•

[sweater-weather]

This car will be squeaky clean and bone dry by the time these #skeletons finish washing it!

[cringiest-rat]

except that is me at all times

Reblogs > Likes

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[arijandro]

yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit

ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are

[chicks2010]

[flowerpatchedheart]

Not. Risking. It.

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[lynati]

THEY HAVE A JEDI AT THE END BECAUSE JEDI IS A RECOGNIZED RELIGION IN AUSTRALIA omfg

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I am obligated to reblog this because Reasons.

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[fallxnprxnce]

Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro, and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

[fallxnprxnce]

GUYS THE SEED CAME BACK. I PUT OUT MY HAND AND HE LANDED RIGHT ON IT AND I SNAPPED A PIC OF HIM ON MY PALM:

ISN’T HE BEAUTIFUL?! I HAVE NAMED HIM SILKY DAN, AND HE IS NOW THE HAPPY WINTER DANDELION SEED OF GOOD LUCK.

REBLOG SILKY DAN FOR HOPES FOR A GREAT 2018!

[elknight20]

I’m most definitely allergic to Silky Dan, but, why the heck not.

[mainstreamblush]

Skirts with Slits Reference

[weloveshortvideos]

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This kid has a staring contest with #ESPN’s camera

[supgina]

i fucking snorted

[i-am-the-inksinger]

BLESS

[pastel-pwussy]

me when i find the camera lol

[annadesu]

I still can’t get over the fact...

…that Garnet & Pearl, the two more “serious” Crystal Gems, make this when they fuse:

Just imagine during the war, homeworld gems learning to fear the sound of “OH HO HO HO HO!!” in the distance.

[umbrellai-deactivated20171212]

Sardonyx: 

“OH HO HO HO HO!!”s in the distance

Homeworld Gems:

[dopeybeauty]

jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse

this was an actual episode

[squeakchic-deactivated20190522]

but grandma

i am dave strider

dave strider is me

[mistergrass]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HOMESTUCK PICTURE OF ALL TIME

[hochstelust]

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

[academyoftumblr]

Track Anon ask

1. Right click on “block” link and click (inspect element) for chrome user (view selection source) for mozilla

2. the source will appear / pop up. Highlight the “ip” address and copy it.

3. Go to this website : http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup and paste the ip address here.

Accuracy? for me 90%.. i dont know haha..

There are a variety of data sources to IP geolocation which try to target the end user’s location as close as possible. In the US the accuracy is better than outside the US.

** i’m not gonna answer any questions about this ok.. :)

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]