#myhornysideblog

glūbens is latin for wanking (adjective). any pronouns, any name, 18. unlikely to do much original posting. queue: off. let me know if you want something tagged.

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[val-the-princess]

You want to [Smooch] the [Dork]

[brvkndaisy]

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

[steady-as-she-g0es]

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

[charl0ttan]

penis magician voice is this your penis

[toddyaps]

We should rub t dicks. It’s for the greater good.

[ametristee]

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[olderbootbutch]

one heavy makeout session with moaning and spit and groping and mutual thigh grinding please and thank you ma'am 🙏

[cuppydogshane]

i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[necrophilologist]

in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next

[gayrat16]

hosting tboy wrestling in my bed if anyone’s interested

[qualifiedcutie]

[our-queer-experience]

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.