Maggie!

29, She/it (poopnouns lol), bi/trans.

[sacred-portal]

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[weaver-z]

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[pret-boy]

"I wish we met sooner" is such a gentle sentiment. I love you so much I not only want you in my future, but in my past too. I want to have known you when we were small stupid kids, have held hands together as we played outside. I want to have stressed out over exams together, nudging a mug of still steaming hot chocolate against your elbow to get you to focus. I want to have told you I love you before I did anyone else. I want to have held you in my arms when all those sad memories you describe to me were still fresh wounds. I want my past to have been full of you, and full of meaningful memories with you. I want my past lives to have been spent with you, whether as two lovers, or two housecats cuddling by the fireplace on a snowy day, or two flowers that just happened to bloom on the same day, next to each other. I want to have consumed your existence and intertwined it with my own since my birth, never to be separated from you for a moment. I want to have loved you throughout it all, for all time.

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

[gorps]

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

[powerburial]

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

[akeyhiko-deactivated20140715]

[ryanphantom]

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

[serialgirlposter]

Playing gg x but they fucked up anji's win animation sound effects so when he turns into butterflies an explosion sound effect plays so fucking loud and i don't know why

EDIT: i'm cryyiiing is this how it's supposed to sound???

Anji experts is it normal for him to be doing this???

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:

What the Fuck

This thing don’t work

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Ok

But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you

[ramb-lies]

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I Don’t like the word Shitpost

[ramb-lies]

Did the scanner do anything different?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

No

[festive-dirksteve-deactivated20]

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Still the same thing

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

I will buy you a New

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Thank You!

[zerio105]

when most people first join deviantArt at a young age they usually start off posting sonic the hedgehog recolors and anime screenshots. but then there was me, making king of the hill super forms

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is great.

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[velours-lapin]

god. like. so many details in the tomodachi life demo already got me fucked up.

you can preset the mii maker to have a certain skintone from the start so light skin isnt the default.

they took real ass pictures of hands for the players hands and its people with real skin tones instead of hands with a color filter on top.

seeing actual dark skinned hands pop up when i do something with my miis....

black hair styles for the miis that look cute while being stylized......

[unalivejournal]