Vaguely Demonic Entity

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[velours-lapin]

Hello! I'm Prince Lapin! I'm an Artist and a Writer! And I make text based games!

𝕂𝕆𝔽𝕀 𝔸ℝ𝕋 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝕀𝕊𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊 🡲http://ko-fi.com/velourslapin ℙ𝕆ℝ𝕋𝔽𝕆𝕃𝕀𝕆 𝕎𝔼𝔹𝕊𝕀𝕋𝔼 🡲https://velourslapin.wixsite.com/princerabbit 𝕀𝕋ℂℍ𝕀𝕆 ℙ𝔸𝔾𝔼 🡲https://velveteenrabbit.itch.io 𝕀ℕ𝕋𝔼ℝ𝔸ℂ𝕋𝕀𝕍𝔼 𝔽𝕀ℂ𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ 𝕎ℝ𝕀𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕋𝕌𝕄𝔹𝕃ℝ 🡲https://harlequinoccult.tumblr.com/ 𝕄𝕐 ℂ𝔸ℝℝ𝔻 🡲princelapin.carrd.co

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[solstacoded]

Visit Original Link

[solstacoded]

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[velours-lapin]

Deltarune spoilers

TOBY GAVE US A GNC BLACK MAN IN A LOVING GAY RELATIONSHIP !! TOBY AINT PREGNANT BUT HE ALWAYS DELIVERS !!

having specifically yellow and blue in the same jar at the end of the chapter was a cute touch

[pochayun]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now

[xanaxfarts]

[pipispaints]

Just Jevil, cute and freak

[simplebanana]

🃏

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[digital-goddess-deactivated2016]

GLORIOUS.

[marxistmandalorian]

This one lives in my head pretty rent-free.

Burger King TV Ad Tender Crisp Sandwich with Hootie (Darius Rucker)

Burger King Cowboy Video - Hootie sings as a cowboy a song for one of the most wildest creative commercials for Burger King. This is the Ful

[marxistmandalorian]

Wait, I found another one that my friends and I would NOT shut up about

[ladydei]

ok thank you for retraumatizing me with Banana Phone

but wait… you forgot

Schfifty-Five

Schfifty-Five, a Flash Animated video by backtothefuture (with music by Group X)

@ewkpop been a minute since you thought of these huh?

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[genderkoolaid]

we need more stories about high femme prom queen types who become weird faggy guys. you haven't seen Behaviors until you've seen a repressed closeted tboy holding on to socially acceptable heterosexual femininity by the skin of his teeth

[thatflutefaggot456]

Me before I came out, when I did pageants and modeling.

Me after I came out, cut off my hair, bought comfortable clothes, and decided to actually wear my glasses because fuck contacts.

[crematedequally]

This was me the day of my junior prom. The dress weighed around 20 lbs, was the first one I tried on, and my makeup was done by someone who still thought brown lip liner looked good on white people. I spent the entire day being photographed and generally hating how I looked and wishing I could figure out why, when everything was technically perfect.

And this was me about eleven years later- two weeks after I started T in the first photo, and at around 5 months on T in the second. Much happier, married to the love of my life, and finally looking like myself!

[sisceal]

Such girl, very wow (pro ballet, modeling, and my first wedding)

Came out in 2016, here's nine years of transformation (in reverse order, sorry)

Turns out I'm neither a Normal Guy nor a woman, but a much weirder type of faggy masc thing.

And that's pretty great.

[antisocial-transfag]

In my lifestyle lolita egg era. Somehow getting to dress like a princess gave me the will to get up in the morning

1 year and 5 months on T

[romanticfatale]

[hauntedchronicler]

granted being a big ol goth doesn't really fit the bill of "socially acceptable heterosexual femininity" but i was HYPER feminine when i was closeted, especially in the years between when i FIRST tried to come out (age 16 - around the time of those first photos) and when i actually made the jump (age 19 - about a year after the last photo)

you can tell in that second to last photo i literally got a tattoo that said "MAD GIRL" which was an exercise in many things, including abstract self-harm, a visual reminder that i had given up on myself, and wildly underestimating the number of dudes who would misread it as BAD GIRL and take that as a cue to say gross shit to me while i was at work

anyway never kill yourself

[toyourliking]

haha yeah 🫣

consciously dipped my toes into the gender fuckery pool at around 15/16 but I was pentecostal at the time and well. took them out real quick

i tried very very hard to be “femme” for a LONG time but during covid lockdowns I didn’t have to perform for anyone and I slowly started to let it all go and now I’m a silly little man 😌

[mj-theskywitch]

ahem

these are about 10 years apart, 7 years on t and 5 years post op. it gets better guys

[genderkoolaid]

this too is a poem. these are my favorite kind of tags to see on this post btw. you will be in one of these posts someday <3

[genderkoolaid]

btw now, since this post was marked mature and i cannot seem to get it appealed, there are youth and others in the UK and Brazil are no longer able to see this post.

[our-trans-punk-experience]

this is both an insanely cool post, and also a test to see if you've been affected by tumblr's shit new rules. If you're not seeing this, I will tell you what to do on a different post. But obviously for you that post will be a surprise.

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[parano0it]