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whydidisavethistomyphone

anikotakacs

punishedsjw

“They may advocate genocide, but at least they’re not rude.” (ancient centrist proverb)

gorps

top-lil is the OP of the down with cis story

we-kant-even

izandai

I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost.

kirkfanatic

BEHOLD, A MEME!

wizardshark

This is the most accurate portrayal of Diogenes ever because of that shit eating grin on his face

nbvagabond

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

the-long-dog

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.

songofkeys

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

sumkitty-blog

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

heroofthreefaces

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

weeabooparadise94

aceofsquiddles

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

fuzzy-robot

It’s so irritating when a recipe makes presumptions about what equipment you’re working with

Oh, combine the ingredients in my stand-up mixer? Put them in my breadmaker? Why don’t I just mix them together with a jewel-encrusted stirring spoon from atop my enormous golden cooking throne??