Just Me, My Rookies, And Unhealthy Love Of Goalies

Oh my favorite little weirdos!!! Bruins by bloodline Sharks Leafs and Pens by oh my god they stole my heart. My arms are full cause I’m carrying all my rookies to safety. Would die for Jeremy Swayman. 25 he/they pronouns

[mack-will]

Happy 20th Birthday Macklin Richard Celebrini!

[mysharkiee]

another season of underage drinking

happy 20th birthday mack

[sirensdotcom]

going to start putting sirens jerseys on more creatures. here's number 1

[songsimsinging]

CHANGE OF GUARD

[super-andi-ness]

One thing about #bloodymary is that people need to remember Ryan Gosling is literally in a band. A Halloween theme band. Ryland can sing and he’d sing the dorkiest shit

Simon can sing too according to multiple YouTube projects Mark has been a part of.

These boys can sing and I think they’d sing to each other.

[renayako]

the vancouver youths 🐦‍⬛🦈🧸

[punksalmons]

actually so so endeared by canada's iihf roster because for the olympics they were like here is all the current best active players from canada several first-picks from the years multiple generations of hockey old and new past and future. and for worlds they're like here's a bunch of chumps who either didn't make or died in the first round of the playoffs. the world's youngest man is captain because sidney crosby decided to enter the competition late. davo isn't here because he is Sad and nathan mackinnon is busy hunting wild bears from minnesota. go team.

[hydemilk]

[f1vegas]

mack last year at worlds pre-inheriting the earth: 🥺🤭mister crosby 🥺can you show me how to take a face off 😅🥹😳 👉👈 im so deferential and have adopted the moniker “baby obsequious” as your squire, my honorable lord

mack this year post-olympics coronation, assuming team canada as a birthright when sid belatedly decides to join the world championship: 🫸🫸🫸🫸 🛑✋stop. and think about how your actions impact others sid [fam.] and btw i NEVER called you ‘mister crosby’ 😒 [scoff] that was some reporter mistranslating my words. which i TOLD them. i told them the truth so everyone would know. and now that i’ve measured myself against you i have no use for you anymore btw. [glances derisively at porter who is the same age] porter can hold your stick now

[keelpay]

sanjosesharks: got to catch up on stars and legends.

[dilftanger]

[87vettel]

—NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER WHAT?

[youbeautyyy]

if anyone, like me, was looking for a recording of this moment from nasty kasty..... here ya go

[shrockeyy]

look if you're gonna be the boyking of hockey and break a franchise record at 19 the universe is going to balance things out by posting a humiliating video of you in a ridiculous newsboy cap and an ugly outfit doing the world's most pitiful keg stand at a marmon darty in boston. sorry i don't make the rules

[ceedeeen]

oh captain, my captain

[attackingmidfielder]

Sidney Crosby’s two problems today:

1) a game Pens must win for the playoff hopes to stay alive

2) calling his adopted son Drunklin Celebrini and giving him a talking about PR nightmare of him doing a keg stand in Boston on video underage

[comeintomyenclosure]

imagine being held at gunpoint during a try not to cry challenge and they put this shit on