I Like Goats

[galllfrey]

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[boredpanda]

[awwww-cute]

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

[setheverman]

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

[gif87a-com]

[persephonesecretlair]

Me when I’m in my feelings but I have to stay moisturized so my skin can flourish

[bradleyy]

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

[the-porcelain-empress-deactivat]

White couples that adopt non-white kids

[draumbouy-deactivated20150111]

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

[mcavoys-deactivated20130122]

[oh-deir-deactivated20140104]

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

[gif87a-com]

[persephonesecretlair]

Me when I’m in my feelings but I have to stay moisturized so my skin can flourish

[theweirdwideweb]

[thebestoftumbling]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[memewhore]

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda