thing experiencer

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[charl0ttan]

[catgirltitties]

You dont hear ppl say bom chicka wow wow any more

[rbvcdeluxe]

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

[ifellbecausegravity]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do it scared do it impaled do it pregnant

[nintendosformerlover]

[fallingtowers]

i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

[discount-supervillain]

[paxamericana]

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

When she has a butthole 🖤😈 #horny #daddy #domtop #bdsm

[capnsoapy]

When she has a nothing 😟🤔 #confused #concerned #howshepooping

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

video game character designer after they come up with the idea of having a character/enemy who is a naked woman

[tothechaos]

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away

[depsidase]

[phimeirai]

If a chain chomp wore like 90s anime paldrons, how would that look?

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[striders]

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

[cervine-arctophile]

this