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Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an "Informational product" to make it 100% exempt from Trump's tarriffs:

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/cards-against-humanity-avoids-tariffs-with-an-edition-that-explains-all-the-jokes-says-this-holiday-season-dont-give-donald-trump-a-f-ing-cent/

All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚

sherlocking-out-loud

for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

thalassous

as someone with experience in the discord console, unfortunately they made it a little trickier than just ctrl + shift + i about four years ago, i believe.

specifically what you're going to want to do is find settings.json in %appdata%/discord or the mac equivalent which is found with finder > go > go to folder. there is a setting there titled "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": and if it is not, copy and paste "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": true into the .json and then, only then you can do crtl + shift + i or command + option + i on mac.

best of luck!

thesplendidsnout

So. ^THIS^ extra-step guide totally works!

When you've enabled dev tools and opened Discord's console, input THIS code:

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

thefloralmenace

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

the-real-seebs

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

electricpentacle

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

luxshine

I once broke my arm falling down from a bunkbed.

Ever since then, my kitties make a POINT of sleeping in the border of my bed, to create a "bump" so If I EVER rolled over? I wouldn't fall. They even taught the ones that came after to do the same.

Sure, I have never slept in a bunkbed again, but they don't care. "Mom fell from bed, Mom got hurt, so we make sure Mom doesn't fall from bed again"

valentineish

I adopted my cat as my ESA, and I'm proud to say she's well-suited for the job. Besides the usual stuff, like helping with grounding and seeking me out during big emotional events, I found out early on she was amenable to some at-home service tasks. Small things, like being a medication reminder and hanging out with me when I've fainted.

What I (foolishly) didn't expect is that she would keep teaching herself tasks to caretake me. She aggressively guards me when I catch an infection. If it's been too long since I've eaten, she will pester me until she watches me put food in my mouth. I had to train her out of trying to drag me to safety after fainting. Just wild things for a cat to choose to do.

So imagine my confusion this year when during the height of one of my scariest health episodes, this same cat is constantly acting up. It felt like she timed it to me finally being well enough to get out of bed. No matter what I was doing, this little grey cat would be right there: pacing, pestering, and absolutely demanding that I lie down to cuddle her. Cuddling isn't even her thing.

Amid trying to settle her, my symptoms would inevitably catch back up to me. So I'd just drag myself back to bed – and suddenly, she was an absolute angel again. And this cycle just kept repeating, seemingly without rhyme or reason. The only time my cat didn't start doing this was when my wifey was around.

Fast forward a couple months. I find out my migraine disorder has progressed (a thing untreated migraine can apparently do) to a rare form that sometimes mimic stroke (a collection of symptoms that can apparently happen outside of stroke). It's a huge relief, but one with big health considerations. Key among them, it means my migraines needed to urgently be detected, prevented, and treated due to the possibility of hemiplegia. So, I start the arduous process of logging my migraines, and aggressively treating any first signs of them.

My cat has continued bugging me during all of this. And while I'm venting about that and going over my migraine logging with my wifey, they suddenly stop me, point at a day I'd marked, and say, "Hey. Wasn't that one of the days she was really acting up?"

It was like a light bulb moment. We went over all our shared messages, cross referenced them with my logs, and yeah. Yeah, my cat had been bullying me for getting out of bed every fucking day I had a migraine. The only days she hadn't were when I'd spent the entire day with my wifey... the person that takes care of me and gets me to bed when my health gets bad.

TL,DR: my cat figured out what was making me sick before the doctors did, made it her job to alert me and enstate bedrest, and only takes a vacation when she knows somebody else can do the work.

Cats are fucking wild, man.

in-tua-deep

When one of my cats passed away suddenly, it was my cuddliest cat who would lay on me 24/7. The other one would cuddle as well, but not as much - especially in bed where she preferred to steal my pillow rather than lay on me

And after Mia passed I was rough and staying in bed. I have an automatic feeder so no reason for the remaining cat to try get me up

But she came over and climbed on me the same way the other would, looking absolutely furious the whole time and it made me laugh

Thanks child

necroticfoxstorm

I had a cat that would insist on bedtime for me. I work unusual hours and I'm going to school and I'm a full time parent and my cat would be like "it is time for bed. Now." and bully me to sleep. She was great. Cats are great.

optimysticals

I love cats

hollowedskin

Dorian used to wake me up from sleep paralysis by biting me on the septum and pulling, because batting my face wouldn't work. He was such a grouch about it too, grumbling the whole time till he could go back to sleep.

eskiworks

My husband is considered by the cats to be the secondary human of the household, and so they don't often approach him for attention. Last year he had an eye surgery that was really painful, and the cuddliest cat of the two (Nani) ignored me entirely for four days, laying on top of my husband's chest all day while he had pain naps and healed from the worst of it. She slowly wound down her insistent cuddling as he got better. (edited him with a bunny head for fun)

verych3rrygirl

𓇢𓆸 august 𓇢𓆸

feluka

I'm watching my friend slowly die and I don't know what to do. Starvation, tumors, and depression are eating away at him while he has nothing to eat.

I don't know what to say to make people donate. I'm begging you to donate anything you can to Anas. Any treat you can go without or any extra cash to spare. Ask people to donate. If that's embarrassing to you please know it's infinitely more embarrassing to him. Please.

Fundraiser || Vetting 1 || Vetting 2

professional-egg-layer

They should make it easier for trans women

hotgrlcece

this means something to me 🥹

sidecast-text

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

dualdeixis

not only testosterone gel has been recalled - if you click on the link above, you’ll see that there are a lot of other medications affected, ranging from ibuprofen to thyroid medication to psych meds and a whole bunch in between. i’d say usamericans who use ANY medication should check this list just to be safe

virgocity

990408

I’m missing you more than ever these days but I know you’re only ever just a song away. Today, in your honor, we’ll work hard. We’ll create beautiful art and listen to music that makes us feel things and tell the people in our lives how much we love them. And we’ll take care of ourselves. Thank you for 27 years of love, light and laughter. We miss you so much. Happy birthday, Jonghyun ❤️

제발 우리를 잊지 마세요. 우리는 너를 사랑해. 생일 축하!

damianimated

At Target this lady told her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and then bought her daughter the same one. It got me thinking about how often I see people bar young boys from appreciating girls/women as protagonists and heroes, and my own experience with it as a kid.

blackteaandbones

This.

All of this.

I still see this in the childcare profession. From EDUCATORS!

For real, just this year, a professional documentation entitled “Boys will be Boys”

I just…. Grrrr.

cobble-stone

gods-favorite-autistic

verych3rrygirl

he called me a fever dream y'all #neiljostencore

theheartmold

still working on getting a job, family had a recent car crash, and my grandmother is in the hospital again. if anyone can help out i’d greatly appreciate it

emiko-matsui

im so obsessed with gorgug thistlespring and im so normal about him. he's the kindest boy in school but he has anger issues. he bought his parents old van to go on a roadtrip with his friends. he has a white streak in his hair. he was bullied in middle school. his parents have had the sex talk with him several times. he's adopted. he's japanese. he's bisexual, but only during pride month. he wakes up extra early every day to walk with his girlfriend to school. he went to hell when he was 14. he puts on his headphones everytime they fight. he kissed a boy at prom. he has impostor's syndrome but won't tell anyone about it. he plays the drums. he doesn't know the combination to his own locker. he has thong merch. stuck in the nightmare forest with no way of knowing if he'd ever see his friends again he dropped a recording hoping somebody would hear it and follow him.