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elf hater

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[thecryptkeeper]

tomorrow is a new day and we’ll approach it together

[mikiruma]

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

[mikiruma]

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[nextlevelsmp3]

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[catgirltitties]

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

[cosmo-raptor]

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[kushblazer666]

90s east coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s west coast hip hop aesthetics:

90s memphis hip hop aesthetics:

[nutloaf]

[segamascott]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[misericordiia]

shit dude did we lose jesus again

[chekhovs-raygun]

they nailed him down and everything how does this keep happening