my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
Not today Justin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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oozey mess
almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
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taylor price

Andulka

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Stranger Things
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my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍
ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED
FIRST LOOK !!!
at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback
what’s more iconic than this
What about the final version of the flag by the original creator?
Gilbert Baker added a 9th stripe shortly before his death, with the new stripe representing diversity. He added this stripe in reaction to the 2016 US election. It’s unfortunately not as well known as the 8 and 6 striped versions.
Here’s an image of him sewing together the 9 striped rainbow flag.
Happy pride month everyone
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis
"hear me out" and it's just a normal tuesday
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
being sad and horny is a privilege
Fridge Logic
kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.
>"[x] is the worst [album/track/era] by this artist"
>look inside
>music just heavily features historically Black genres or Black guest artists
What is going on in r/kitchencels
some highlights from the comments
never wanted to pray for someone before
close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see
Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step
Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
Oh no…
Zelda Heritage Post
What flag did you get when you liked this?
rainbow
gay
lesbian
bisexual
pansexual
asexual
aromantic
intersex
transgender
nonbinary
other (idak if there's an other option but just in case, y'know)
we're not gonna get intersex if you don't use the intersex tag
PSA: GO INTO YOUR SETTINGS NOW TO PREVENT TUMBLR USING YOUR INFO TO TRAIN AI.
Tumblr has an opt-out for third-party sharing that allows them to share your blog's information to AI models. This toggle is assuming your CONSENT by DEFAULT. Go into Settings > Blog > Visibility to turn this toggle off.
Big shoutout to @virtualearthquakeglitter 💕