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Am I gay??? Why yes, yes I am
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@gochilad
“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty…”
Am I gay??? Why yes, yes I am
Tracer’s concept art face versus her in-game face.
the difference between Chad and incel is mere millimeters of bone
concept art tracer: pistol whips everything, makes out with her girlfriend in alleyways mid battle, could probably smash a soda can open with her forehead
ingame tracer: juggles and spins her guns 24/7, texts supportive messages and delivers heartfelt letters, always open to piggyback rides
did the early 2000’s really happen or is it just a lie that the government wants us to believe
I’d like to report a crime…
honestly i would never have the balls to pick up a Death Note to destroy my enemies
….
i would, however, snatch up a Yeast Infection Note or a UTI Note up real quick-like
I asked my mother what superpowers she’d want if she could have one and she said: “I want to karmicly inconvenience people.”
Someone howling hate speech? Oh No! Sudden and inexplicable chronic laryngitis!
Driving like an asshole? Uh-oh, Car trouble!
Keep saying nasty shit to people online? No router in your proximity will ever work.
After a moment she added “or convenience them, that’s important too. Like people who return lost dogs or volunteer time. They need extra cash and to never have hayfever again, something like that.”
sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.
mr krabs would’ve voted trump
Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.
Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.
Plankton would’ve voted Trump.
You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.
Bubble Bass
Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.
rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw
to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^
This is just the happiest video IMO.
“PLAY! FUN! Happy! Play?” *looks at dog* “No, no play? Naps? Okay. Naps.” *flop*
Got My Focus 👀
There are two types of men in this world
I hit reblog so fast.
Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable. There’s absolutely no reason for it ever. In any circumstance. You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family. Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.
But rape doesn’t help anyone except the rapist. And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, “Well he/she was drunk” or “What was she wearing?” or “He’s a guy though, he probably enjoyed it.”
it’s the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it’s the one that people try to justify the most often.
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
star-lord probably really loves return of the jedi
"Not all men"
You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this
on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.
Who taught this loaf of bread how to swim?
I just realized the first cars movie and the first thor movie have the same exact plot
I want an explanation
A man on the road to greatness ends up lost in a small desert town with seemingly no hope of getting back to the life he knows, over time he falls in love with someone there and learns to be humble. With this character development complete he’s able to return to his life never forgetting the people in that desert town.